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• President Biden sent fifteen hundred U.S. troops to the Mexican border to process the invasion of illegal migrants rather than turn them back. The policy of accommodation is massively unpopular. I would say that President Biden is being advised on border policy by the marketing team at Budweiser.
• President Biden conceded the flood of migrants poised to storm across the Rio Grande on Friday would be messy. It didn't help that Taco Bell just opened its first restaurant in Mexico City. The last thing we need are billboards in Mexico telling everybody else down there to Make a Run for the Border.
• Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas spoke to reporters Wednesday with Title 42 running out and blamed the border crisis on Congress. Reality is irrelevant here. You can't accuse the Biden Administration of gaslighting since they're the ones trying to convert everything to electricity.
• GOP House Members vowed to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas for his unwillingness to take measures to halt the surge at the border. He wasn't in town to defend himself. Mayorkis flew to the border to fire the starter pistol Thursday when Title 42 expired at midnight.
• The White House held debt relief talks between President Biden and Speaker McCarthy. They've got three weeks left before default. If they can't agree on a compromise deal and the nation runs out of money, the president and Congress still get their paychecks under the Americans with No Abilities Act.
• Congressman George Santos, celebrated for making up his entire life's story to get elected was arrested by the FBI Wednesday for wire fraud and making false statements to Congress. It's quite messy. Santos now claims he regrets leaving his birth country, Nigeria, where he was born the Prince.
• Donald Trump was found liable for groping Jean Carroll by an anonymous New York jury and fined by a judge who wouldn't let him produce his DNA in defense. It won't cost him a vote. If every other president who groped a woman had been sued, the only one left with any money would be Jimmy Carter.
• New Jersey former Governor Chris Christie accused Trump of being a chronic womanizer after Tuesday's civil verdict. He has his own rather obvious issues. Last year Christie was scheduled to attend the GOP Donors Conference but he canceled when he found out it wasn't a Donut Conference.
• Politico reports that President Biden's re-election team has only hired two staffers and campaign fundraising has yet to begin in earnest. The president seems to be sliding backwards. In the ABC News poll released Monday, Biden's approval rating is at 36%, below Trump, DeSantis and Bud Light.
• Anheuser-Busch said it has no plan to rescue Bud Light sales amid a boycott for partnering with trans star Dylan Mulvaney. Sales have plummeted. The good news is, with Title 42 at the border gone, Bud Light has an instant market of millions of migrants who have no idea who Dylan Mulvaney is.
• The Newport Beach Jazz Festival line-up is set for the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Newport Beach in June. It showcases some of the most talented musicians in the world. A rock band plays three chords in front of fifty thousand people, a jazz band plays fifty thousand chords in front of three people.
• Chicago cops blamed teen flash mobs that are looting retail stores on lack of parental discipline at home. This is not the country where I was raised. Back when we Baby Boomers were kids, if we weren't home by the time the street lights came on, we were better off starting a new life somewhere else.
• Glamour magazine ran an article advising single women on how to tell if your prospective mate is a workaholic and gave tips on how to be in a relationship with a workaholic. I'm one, and since the pandemic ended about a year ago my girlfriends don't seem to last as long. I must be over-inflating them.
• The Eastern Washington Wildlife and Game Commission issued a cougar population increase warning to all residents Friday. The cougars come out at night and the state needs help. Currently authorities are looking for single males between the ages of twenty-five and thirty to tame the situation.
• Heineken reports a huge increase in sales thanks to its new Heineken Zero that tastes like beer but has no alcohol. I turned down a sample at the supermarket Friday. To a recovering alcoholic like Lord Hamilton here, drinking a non-alcohol beer is like getting a handshake on your honeymoon.
• Netflix cast a black actress to play King George III's wife Queen Charlotte in Bridgerton, which sparked reaction. Critics say the woke network is hijacking British history. For the sake of comedy, I hope they next cast Robin Hood as an urban gang leader who steals from the Bitch and gives to the Ho
• Petco pet stores published a dogs-versus-cats customer survey which found that sixty percent of the Millennials are dog lovers and forty percent are cat lovers. Both animals are territorial. I petted a bunch of dogs at Coldwater Park Friday and when I got home, my dog acted like I'd been to a strip club.
• Dublin's National History Museum opened an exhibit of artifacts from on the Anglo-Norman conquest eight hundred years ago and occupation. I feel another bill for reparations coming. I just cancelled a Viking River Cruise because they won't let me loot and burn the monasteries along the way.
• Politico reported Thursday that the Joe Biden Re-election Campaign doesn't look like a serious operation with only two staffers hired so far and no fundraising organization at all. Hillary has been acting very coy about whether she'd run if Joe bows out. It's not fair for her to keep everybody hanging.
• Live Science says the equivalent of 25 billion tons of nuclear bombs have been dropped on earth due to global warming in 50 years. First it was called Global Warming by the Left, then it was renamed Climate Change by the liberals. And now to recruit the Republicans they will call it the Weather Rapture.
• Restaurant Brands International which owns Burger King announced Friday they plan to close four hundred Burger Kings this year. Picture the ripple effect. On Friday they closed twenty-seven Burger King locations, causing cardiologists to have to consider the BMW Series 5 instead of the Series 7.
• Car and Driver reported global sales of electric vehicles are skyrocketing this spring with the total number of EVs sold up thirty-five percent. Good deals are out there. Costco this week is offering twenty-five hundred dollars off on Volvo electric cars but you have to buy two hundred and forty of them.
• National Geographic displayed an ethnic map of Slavic Eastern Europe from the Baltic Sea to the Balkans. It displays the locale of Western Slavs, Southern Slavs and Eastern Slavs, and both Russia and Ukraine are Eastern Slavs. CNN is racking its brain trying to find a way to blame the war on racism.
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