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• President Biden made one appearance in the White House Thursday, dropping by a conference on AI that Kamala Harris was chairing. He had just appointed Kamala to be in charge of Artificial Intelligence. It's easy being a comedian while Joe Biden is president, because the jokes write themselves.
• The White House reports Kamala Harris was named by Biden to craft the administration's policy on Artificial Intelligence Thursday. She will assess its possible threat and its benefits. If Kamala Harris does as good a job on Artificial Intelligence as she has done on the border, AI will be coded in Spanish.
• Steven Spielberg stood up for Hollywood's heritage last week by insisting that old movies should not be edited for TV to satisfy the Cancel Culture warriors. They must be stopped before it's too late. MGM just removed the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz for offending too many people without brains.
• Hunter Biden's lawyers met with U.S. prosecutors in Delaware to get a read on what charges Hunter might face. Rascals like Hunter and I just hate to face the music. The difference between cheating on your taxes and cheating on your wife is, if you tell them the truth, the IRS will still want to screw you.
• The New York Post reported that a former women's cycling champion has quit the sport after she was beaten by a Transgender woman last month in a New York race. Fairness is a forgotten rule. Here in L.A. it is an article of faith that anything a woman can do, a man identifying as a woman can do better.
• Jada Pinkett's Smith's talk show Red Table Talk was canceled by Facebook Talk Monday after five seasons online. Let's just say the language and subject matter was earthy. Jada will now have to complain about her sex life like everyone else does in Hollywood, while sitting behind me at the movies.
• Tucker Carlson's e-mails during the U.S. Capitol riot were leaked on Tuesday, likely by Deep State monitors to discredit him. Tucker was turning the country against the Ukraine war and Big Pharma's Covid vaccine con, so he had to go. My desire to stay well-informed is at war with my desire to stay sane.
• The New York Post reported that Transgender cyclist Austin Killips finished in first place in the women's category in the Tour of the Gila in New Mexico. The protests all seem to fall on deaf ears. I wouldn't be surprised if an Indy race car identifies as a horse tomorrow and wins the Kentucky Derby.
• Politico says President Biden will campaign vicariously in 2024 through surrogate Democrats, celebrities, TV ads and social media to minimize Joe's time onstage. The campaign message is clear. This morning the Biden Administration blamed the Trump Administration for the Biden Administration.
• Hunter Biden reportedly could face four counts of federal charges in the next week. It's nothing we can't handle. Luckily we've already been through an alcoholic crack-smoking, hooker-loving president's son who knocked up strippers during the eight years Martin Sheen served in the Oval Office.
• NBC News reports the Jenny Craig Weight Loss Centers closed all locations and filed for bankruptcy Tuesday. The sweet tooth wins again. Anyone who says their wedding day was the happiest day of their entire life has obviously never had two Snickers fall down at once from the vending machine.
• Writers Guild of America went on strike Tuesday in a dispute over pay for streaming shows and movies. The good news for movie crews is that work on movies that are already written and in production will go on. The bad news is, Alec Baldwin is returning to the set of Rust to continue shooting.
• The JP Morgan Bank bought the failed First Republic Bank from the FDIC Monday which added to the power of Big Banks. They're eating up everything in their path. Last weekend I performed for the Small Bankers Association, and it was more depressing than a convention of Bud Light distributors.
• The White House hosted the president of the Philippines at the White House Tuesday to assure Manila they are protected under the Biden Doctrine. That's a new one. I always thought the Biden Doctrine was a self-reminder not to get down on the floor without a strategic plan on how to get back up.
• House Republicans subpoenaed the FBI to produce a document a whistleblower says proves Joe Biden as VP engaged in influence peddling with a foreign nation in exchange for money. It could result in impeachment, and not for the first time. Trump was impeached in 2020 just for asking about it.
• President Biden took action Tuesday with Title 42 expiring next week ending the stay-in-Mexico policy for asylum seekers. While addressing reporters, Biden denied Trump's claim that he uses the Teleprompter for everything. He then announced he's sending 1,500 U.S. troops to Low Battery Warning.
• Churchill Downs will be testing each Kentucky Derby racehorse entrant today for the presence of cortico-steroids in the horse. It's the same steroid JFK used to stimulate his adrenal gland. Jack Kennedy never took any presidential salary knowing the millions he'd make on the back end in stud fees.
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