Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Willie Nelson performed a star-studded ninetieth birthday concert in his honor at the Hollywood Bowl on Saturday and his fans were overjoyed to see him. Willie has just written a book in which he tells about the effects marijuana has had on his life. For example, he began writing the book in 1949

• The Writers Guild of America went on strike Monday and set up picket lines in Hollywood. All four nightly talk shows were called off. There were no political jokes delivered by Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers and Stephen Colbert on Monday or, as Trump celebrated it, Armistice Day.

• Daily Variety reports Jerry Springer died in Chicago Thursday. Jerry revolutionized daytime TV as ringmaster of a free-for-all show on which real people confronted each other over problems they caused each other. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that people hit each other over the head with chairs.

• Hollywood disgraced studio head Harvey Weinstein hired Bill Cosby's lawyers to appeal his rape convictions Monday. He was accused by actresses of sexually assaulting them and raping them in the shower. And now Harvey's in prison where he's probably learning that what goes around comes around.

• Hunter Biden showed up in a rural Arkansas court Monday seeking to reduce his payments for child support for the four-year-old daughter he conceived with a local stripper. The judge has a hard time believing Hunter's story that he's broke. Tomorrow Hunter's crack dealer will testify in his defense.

• President Biden will reportedly sign an executive order ending the federal vaccine mandates for federal workers, federal contractors and foreign visitors to the U.S. Many Americans are still being very cautious. Last week in downtown Los Angeles, I saw a guy vaccinate himself behind the bus station.

• President Biden met the president of the Philippines at the White House Monday and affirmed our ties and pledged U.S. military support for the Philippines against any aggression. We wouldn't be the same two countries without each other. The Filipinos invented the yo-yo while Americans elect them.

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• President Biden got big laughs at the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday and he also predicted the Philadelphia Flyers would win the Stanley Cup. They didn't even make the playoffs. President Biden once scored the hat trick during NBA Finals hitting a home run to win the Super Bowl.

• Politico reported a survey which shows cable news channel viewers are tiring of agenda-slanted newscasts. I'm confused about where they all are heading. CNN fired Don Lemon and is heading to the center, MSNBC ripped the son of liberal icon Bobby Kennedy, and Fox News is looking all tuckered out.

• Senator Bernie Sanders ruled out any run for president in 2024 Sunday and threw all his support behind President Biden's re-election bid. Bernie declared he has just one question about Hunter Biden's e-mails revealing large cash payments from China to the Biden family. What the hell is e-mail?

• Donald Trump hammered his potential rival Florida Governor Ron DeSantis in TV attack ads that aired all week on Fox News. Trump just agreed to appear at a CNN presidential town hall New Hampshire Wednesday where he will be questioned by CNN anchors. He's expected to plead not guilty.

• The Berlin Zeitung published an interview with Hitler's maid Elizabeth Kalhammer Saturday on the anniversary of Hitler's final day in the bunker, when he sat down in a chair and shot himself in the mouth. No one was more upset about the Fuhrer's death than the maid. She had JUST cleaned the wall.

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