Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The Hollywood Bowl was jam-packed Saturday night with movie stars, and longtime friends and music fans to pay tribute to the great Willie Nelson on his ninetieth birthday. It's nearly impossible for his friends to get him the right birthday gift. What do you get for the man who's smoked everything?

• The U.S. Olympic Women Track and Field team long jumper Tara Davis-Woodhall tested positive for marijuana last Wednesday and Tara was immediately stripped of her NCAA championship title. That didn't seem fair. If Tara had tested positive for penis instead, she would still be the champion today.

• The History Channel aired Life and Culture in the 1950s detailing the roaring economy and the booming TV industry, the move to suburbia, and the explosion of children raised by the World War II generation. Kids today have it too soft. I died once when I was five and my Mom told me to walk it off.

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• President Biden was hit by a Gallup Poll Friday showing seventy percent of Americans think the nation is heading in the wrong direction. Our morale is down due to the economy. Chicago's mayor warns that with so many WalMarts closing in Chicago, many residents will have nowhere else to shoplift.

• Hillary Clinton told reporters Sunday that Joe Biden is the best candidate for the presidency in 2024. Hillary then expressed wariness when she was asked about the bill in the Texas legislature that requires the Ten Commandments posted in every classroom. She said she's not married to the idea.

• Southern California was rocked by fifty earthquakes on Sunday just north of the Mexico border east of the Salton Sea. They were caused by the shifting and breaking up of newly-discovered tectonic plates underneath the earth's surface, creating what government geologists are labeling Trump's Fault.

• WNBA transgender star Britney Griner said it should be a crime to prevent transgender women from playing women's sports. This as LGBT groups pressured Bud Lite to keep Dylan Mulvaney as ad image. I'm starting to think Heinz knew about the 57 varieties of gender long before the rest of us did.

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