Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Dallas Cowboys traded up in the 1st round of the NFL College Draft Thursday to select the super-talented Ohio State safety Caleb Downs. The Cowboys have decided to let Caleb view the team's 5 Super Bowl trophies. They're on display behind glass at the British Museum of Ancient History.

• The Congress was packed Monday for a speech to a joint session by England's King Charles III. Even the contentious Squads cheered him. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar tried to repair her radical public image by going on TV and welcoming King Charles the One Hundred and Eleventh.

• The White House hosted a spectacular white-tie state dinner honoring King Charles and Queen Camilla Monday. Trump's hospitality toward the King of England was totally sincere. It's part of President Trump's determination to extend the hand of friendship to the leaders of all Muslim countries.

• Congress sat enraptured by King Charles during his address Tuesday where the Democrats and Republican Members laughed together at his jokes and they stood together and applauded during his eloquent calls to higher duty. One thing was plain to see. The next No Kings rally has been cancelled.

• President Trump urged that the White House Correspondents Dinner be re-held in 30 days. The magician working the last dinner can claim that he made 2,500 people disappear I, too, once made 2,500 people disappear at a banquet when I opened up with a cocaine joke at the Mormon General Convention.

• The Secret Service was praised for fast action at Saturday's assassination attempt, however they whisked away HHS Secretary Bobby Kennedy, leaving his wife Cheryl Hines behind. Cheryl did not mind at all. During any assassination attempt you want to be as far away from a Kennedy as possible.

• President Trump canceled sending negotiators to Pakistan to meet with Iran Saturday, causing very little concern here in West Hollywood. I perform at the Comedy Store before prosperous young L.A. crowds who don't follow the war news. They think the Strait of Hormel is where we get most of our chili.

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