Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Michael Jackson's life and trials will be depicted in a feature movie that's released in theaters on April 26th. I will never forget the afternoon in 2003 when the Santa Barbara jury shockingly acquitted Jackson on child molestation charges. When Michael heard the verdict, his face turned black.

• Eric Swallwell vowed to fight the sex assault charges Friday and apologized to his wife. Four women came forward including a former staffer who says he raped her. Nancy Pelosi urged him to drop out of the race, Adam Schiff withdrew his support and Hillary Clinton defended him out of habit.

• Forbes says men can buy a robot girlfriend for $200,000 with lifelike hair, skin texture, body parts and AI-conversation. Hollywood just laughed. Why spend a fortune making love to something just lying there with no conscience, when you can spend $200 on roofies and experience the same thing?

• The National Safety Councils reported to Congress recently and revealed that one-fourth of all car accidents are caused by drivers high on alcohol or drugs. KRLA reported in North Las Vegas on Friday, a speeding woman high on cocaine killed a driver high on meth. Offsetting penalties, first down.

• Fox News aired a pronouncement from a lesbian activist and Member of Canada's Parliament Friday that the new acceptable term for the gay community is MMIGS2SLLGBTQQIA+. It's nuts. From now on, any politician who tried to sound inclusive will sound like Joe Biden reciting the alphabet.

• The Artemis II splashed down just off San Diego as planned Friday after a week-long voyage to the dark side of the moon. They had no choice. A DC federal judge ordered that the crew of the Artemis II return to Earth, ruling that President Trump had no authority to send them out of the country.

• JD Vance returned from Pakistan Sunday unable to persuade the Iranians to yield to Trump's demand to open the Straits of Hormuz and give up their enriched uranium. JD did experience one pleasant surprise. He found that Iranians are more reasonable than Democrats when it comes to Trump.

• Fox News reported that U.S.-Iran peace negotiations in Pakistan fell apart after 21-hours when the Iranians refused the U.S. 15-point peace terms. On Sunday, Iran's Minister of Information announced they have just successfully tested their first nuclear weapon. They call it the Straits of Hormuz.

• President Trump was ripped by Democrats in Congress with a new line of attack. In 2017 Trump was a Russian asset and then in 2025 he became Hitler who works for Israel. If true, it proves once again that Americans have been electing presidents for their entertainment value since 1992.

• President Trump hosted a political dinner at the Trump Winery in Charlottesville, Virginia, Friday. It was a $1-million-a-plate dinner for rich MAGA donors. I can't think of a funnier Trump reply to all the No Kings protestors than to throw a banquet in a city named after King George III's wife.

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