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• CBS News reported Earth Day was celebrated in Los Angeles with a weekend full of volunteer clean-ups, habitat restorations, nature walks, and music concerts out in Malibu Canyon. The entire nation got into the act. Americans honored Earth Day this year by recycling used presidential candidates.
• The L.A. Times reports that California's public health officials will soon get Oreos, Fruit Loops, M&Ms Skittles, Doritos and Cheetos outlawed over its ingredients and banned for sale in California. You can't make this up. Only in California do we legalize marijuana and then criminalize the munchies.
• The Christian Science Monitor cited a poll by Pew Research Center saying that only ten percent of young American regularly read the Bible. They'll eventually get around to it by necessity. Older people read the Bible a lot more than younger people probably because they're cramming for their finals.
• The White House issued a statement Tuesday condemning the anti-Semitism being displayed at Ivy League campus protests against Israel this week. It's bewildering to me. I can remember when Springtime for Hitler was the funniest number on Broadway, and today it's Columbia's new fight song.
• Columbia ordered students to Zoom all their classes to protect the Jewish students Tuesday. In a perfect world a prophet would gather the Jewish kids, part the Hudson River and lead them to the Promised Land in New Jersey. But I just can't picture their Passover toast being Next Year in Hoboken!
• House Speaker Mike Johnson met with Jewish students under siege at Columbia by disruptive anti-Israel protests that have become dangerously anti-Semitic. The Palestinian kids simply refuse to countenance the Jewish kids. Today Columbia pro-Palestinians students rejected a two-campus solution.
• The New York Post posted video of New York street agitator Crackhead Barney who was berating and recording Alec Baldwin and demanding he condemn Jews. Alec held his legendary temper and took her phone. She was detained and taken away for 24-hour observation for attempting to commit Suicide by Baldwin.
• Donald Trump asserted his gag order robs him of the right to answer attacks by the DA, Michael Cohen, Stormy, the Playmate and the judge. He appears bent over in court for a reason. Every day Donald Trump is getting pounded like the Kardashians during the NBA All-Star Weekend in Las Vegas.
• President Biden told a crowd Thursday his Uncle Bosey was shot down in New Guinea in World War II and then eaten by cannibals. The activists reacted instinctively. Progressives are demanding that the cannibal's face be removed from the label of every package of Uncle Bosey's Fall-Off-the-Bone Ribs.
• President Biden celebrated Earth Day on Monday by laying out his Green New Deal proposals in an impassioned speech to environmental activists. The president chose to deliver his speech in a Virginia forest. It's where Joe's great-grandfather was captured and eaten by the Confederates in 1863.
• New Guinea's prime minister rejected Biden's claims that his countrymen ate his uncle during World War II. However, 51 intelligence officials confirm Uncle Bosey was eaten by cannibals after his burning plane went down in New Guinea. They've been hooked on white meat extra crispy ever since.
• The White House faced new polling numbers last week showing that President Biden is trailing Donald Trump in the crucial Swing States in the presidential polls. Joe did receive one bit of good news. New bumper stickers are popping up on cars all over New Guinea that say Biden for Dinner 2024.
• New Guinea's prime minister replied to Biden's World War II cannibalism tale saying people in New Guinea don't eat white men who fall out of the sky. I've figured out what probably happened when Uncle Bosey went down in New Guinea. The cannibals preferred human beings to airplane food.
• The House of Representatives on Saturday passed a bill and sent to the Senate a measure that gives Tik Tok a year to divest itself of financial ties to Communist China, If they don't divest, the bill would cut off Tik Tok viewing in America. So then what am I supposed to watch while I'm jaywalking?
• The State Department is reported reviewing their overall U.S. Middle East policy. It's always been flexible. Whenever Middle Eastern people look up high in the sky and see the white smoky contrails of a U.S. military jet, they never know if it's going to bomb them or spell out Drink Coca-Cola in the sky.
• Fox Sports Network released the 2024 college football schedule for schools in the Power Four conferences but the Ivy League isn't one of them. Columbia has a new fight song that the students will sing after every touchdown. The song goes, Death to America After You Pay Off My Student Loan!
• Passover is celebrated worldwide this week marking the deliverance of the Israelites from Egypt in ancient times. It's celebrated differently worldwide. In America, Jewish parents observed Passover by saying they will pass over the Ivy League for their children's college education starting next semester.
• The Washington Post gave a glowing review of the new biography of Barbara Walters called Rule Breaker. For fifty years she was a trailblazer for women in TV journalism. In 1998, Barbara created The Women of the View for ABC, but she should be remembered for the good things that she did.
• The New York Post reports New York, Chicago and Philadelphia topped Orkin's Top 50 list of cities with the most bedbug infestation. It's no coincidence that the cities with the most bedbugs are run by Democrats. That's probably because every time the Democrats catch the bedbugs they let them go.
• Taylor Swift released thirty-one songs in her new album Tortured Poets Saturday. In one of her songs, Taylor sings she wishes could live back in the 1830s, but without the racism or being sold into slavery. Most people I know in L.A. wish they could live back in the 1980s, but with today's cocaine prices.
• The Biden Administration sued Sheetz convenience stores in Pennsylvania for weeding out job applicants who fail a criminal background check. Last week President Biden campaigned at a Sheetz convenience store in Philadelphia. Biden vowed that Americans will never forget the heroes of 7-Eleven.
• New York Judge Juan Merchan finished impaneling the Trump hush money trial jury Friday with the addition of six alternate jurors accepted. Some prospective jurors were excused after they admitted they were so anti-Trump they were unable to be objective. FBI agents are nothing if not honest.
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