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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published April 18, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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DA Alvin Bragg demanded Trump be fined $3,000 for violating the gag order if he disparages Stormy and Michael Cohen. They spent all weekend on CNN disparaging Trump but he's fined if he replies. Inflation is so bad Trump is having to pay $3,000 for speech that four years ago was free.

House Republicans read out its articles of impeachment of Homeland Security Mayorkis to the Senate. The Sergeant at Arms ordered silence on punishment of imprisonment. One Hispanic protest was evicted from the gallery, but they later made it back in, proving the Biden policy is alive and well.

President Trump's hush money trial in New York proceeded with jury selection Tuesday. The star witnesses for the DA are a disgraced attorney and a porn star. One is a person from a slimy profession that would screw anybody and debase themselves for money, and the other is Stormy Daniels.

Judge Merchan warned Trump to stop giving unfriendly potential jurors the evil eye Tuesday and threatened him with jail time. The first six jurors all read the New York Times and two are company DEI directors. If this jury pool were any more poisoned, Putin would be bottling it to serve in the gulag.

President Biden gave a campaign speech today to a selected and carefully screened audience in his hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Outside on the street, the venue was surrounded by angry and chanting anti-Israel protests. They were protesting the violence against innocent Iranian missiles.

The White House announced Tuesday that President Biden is working with Allies this week to hammer out new sanctions against Iran. Iranian immigrants in Michigan are chanting Death to America. Biden vowed he will move heaven and earth to get the 52 American hostages released by Iran.

The Jerusalem Post reported the Israeli government was debating exactly how to counter-attack Iran without escalating the conflict into a wider war in the Middle East. An Israeli missile strike option is almost too easy. Iran is a country with no WalMarts, but they have a Target on every corner.

The Wall Street Journal reported that world oil prices were at ninety dollars a barrel Tuesday in the wake of the war in the Middle East threatening the Persian Gulf shipping lanes. The price at the pump in L.A. is nearing seven dollars a gallon. It's almost cheaper to buy a new car than to fill it with gas.

NPR suspended longtime producer Uri Berliner for publicly stating that NPR went overboard espousing progressivism, hating Trump and generally disparaging the white male demographic. You can imagine how I stick out like a sore thumb in Los Angeles. I'm so white I think Taco Bell is too spicy.

The Daily Telegraph urged Britain to devise an Iron Dome anti-missile defense like Israel. The British know from experience. When NASA hired ex-Nazi rocketeer Werner von Braun in 1957 to run NASA he wrote a book called I Reached for the Stars, which sounds nice, but he usually hit London.

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