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• The Wall Street Journal said the eclipse gave Americans chance to behold the universe together and set aside our partisan differences for the day. However it seems there's always one skunk at the picnic. Progressives protested in front of the White House all day Monday demanding an eclipse vaccine.
• National Geographic covered the eclipse Monday from the standpoint of how animals reacted to the unforeseen darkness in mid-day. It caused some animals to retire to bed to be thinking the day was over and it halted some animal mating rituals During an eclipse, Werewolves experience lunapause.
• The CEO of Boeing Dave Calhoun announced his resignation at the end of the year on Monday due to safety concerns about Boeing aircraft after the recent mishaps. However his huge CEO payout for resigning might not save him. Unfortunately for him, his golden parachute was also made by Boeing.
• Tiger Woods registered to play in this week's Masters at Augusta National starting Thursday. It coincides with the release of a new Tiger biography praising the determination and tenacity of the golfer called Drive. Surely I can't be the only one who thinks it should be called Let Someone Else Drive.
• Alabama's governor signed a bill into law banning all DEI programs in public schools, colleges and state agencies. Diversity, equity and inclusion programs are like fixing a flat tire by letting the air out of the other three. That being said, I was born in Oklahoma and my personal pronouns are He/Haw.
• The New York Post reports an earthquake struck New Jersey Thursday as the ground and buildings shook in New York. Seismologists took a few days to figure out that what New Yorkers felt was not an earthquake. It was just the sound of another busload of illegal immigrants hitting the streets.
• The National Earthquake Center in Maryland quickly measured Friday's New York earthquake at 4.8 magnitude. A scientific debate followed on the earthquake's cause. Some say it was caused by shifting tectonic plates while others say it happened when The Ladies of The View all sat down at the same time.
• President Biden traveled to Baltimore on Friday to get a first-hand look at the sunken Francis Scott Key Bridge. It was collapsed by a container ship that struck it last week. The president stood on the dock and made a speech lamenting the disaster, but this was no place to talk about his poll numbers.
• Governor Gavin Newsom hailed the new law in California which took effect last Monday requiring fast food restaurants to pay workers twenty dollars an hour minimum. The reaction was swift. All week long, robots from El Salvador surged across the Mexican border into California to take these jobs.
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