Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Denver Broncos gave up and traded quarterback Russell Wilson to the Pittsburgh Steelers last week after two unproductive seasons, having wasted an enormous long-term contract on him. Football historians all agree. O.J. Simpson had a better run with the Broncos than Russell Wilson.

• President Biden banned religious-themed decorations on the Easter Eggs for the White House Easter Egg Roll Saturday. The president caused further controversy by declaring Easter to be Transgender Visibility Day. Personally, I have a lot of respect for trans-women, that surgery takes balls.

• President Biden’s re-election campaign roared into high gear on Friday with a huge Manhattan fundraising gala. Also, in an effort by the Biden team to reach out to families, Jill Biden is writing a book about the White House cat. Stephen King has already written a book about the White House dog.

• President Biden was joined by Obama and Bill Clinton for a fundraiser Friday in New York City Friday. The theater was swarmed by angry pro-Palestinians, some holding up signs saying Queers for Palestine. That makes as much sense as a dozen chickens holding up signs reading Chicks for KFC.

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