Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Donald Trump arrived in New York where a Democratic D.A. is prosecuting him for a non-crime on the word of a porn star and a convicted liar. Let the games begin. A GOP district attorney plans to indict Joe Biden for under-tipping a lap dancer in 2012 and O.J. Simpson is the star witness against him.

• A New York grand jury voted to indict former President Trump Thursday setting off a political firestorm. It was reported Friday that Trump would be indicted on thirty-four counts. But thirty-three of those are for cassette tapes he didn't pay for when he joined the Columbia Record Club in 1976.

• The Palm Beach Post reports that Donald Trump played a round of golf on Saturday at Trump National Golf Club before he went on Truth Social and answered the grand jury action with a two sentence response. No one gets indicted better than me, I have the BEST indictments. It's gonna be huge!

• Donald Trump is scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday in Manhattan District Court by the D.A. who vowed to prosecute Trump while running for the office. Even the left should be concerned. I went to the mall Friday and saw a U.S. flag hanging over the entrance to Banana Republic, and that's imperialism.

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• The Census Bureau says the Millennials aren't having enough kids to replace themselves risking a population crisis. They get no encouragement to breed. My grocery store places the three-dollar Trojan condoms on the shelf next to twenty-two-dollar baby diapers, and asks you to shop and compare.

• Major League Baseball teams held Opening Day ceremonies all across the country Thursday as the nation's National Pastime returned to action. There was an official ceremony in the Washington Nationals ballpark. Attorney General Merrick Garland was on hand to throw out the First Amendment.

• A Las Vegas sports book survey said three percent of the bettors in the NCAA basketball tourney said if they won they'd use their winnings to pay down household debt. That's not a good sign for the economy. On my Final Four bracket card, I had Bank of America, Wells Fargo, Chase and JP Morgan.

• CBS Sports profiled the six women hired to referee pro football games in the XFL this year. The lady refs certainly arrested my attention. Last week while watching a game, I could have sworn I saw a woman I use to date throw a pair of my old underwear, and I'm not quite sure if it had been laundered.

• The Green Bay Packers named back-up Jordan Love as starting quarterback as Aaron Rodgers entered a lucrative free agency market. Rodgers announced last week it is his intention to play for the New York Jets, which means nothing. It's my intention to settle down and behave, starting tomorrow.

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