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• New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg got his grand jury to indict Trump on charges widely regarded as flimsy after the jury went two months hearing no defense evidence. That's why they say a district attorney can indict a ham sandwich. But this would be the first time that the ham sandwich won the case.
• Modern Health advised Baby Boomers to take up vigorous exercise to maintain health and extend our lives. However consider the argument for sloth. The inventor of the Stairmaster died at 54, the inventor of gymnastics died at 57 and the inventor of opium died at the age of 116, during an earthquake.
• Runner's World reports under-desk treadmills are the hottest product in the jogging industry that allow you to get in your daily run while you work at your desk. They offer no runner camaraderie. Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass each other, just like fat guys do at the buffet.
• The U.S. Senate passed by a huge margin a bill ending the Covid national emergency and ending the president's emergency powers to order mandatory actions and protocols. Some people still insist on taking every precaution. Yesterday in Hollywood I saw one guy vaccinating himself begin the bus station.
• CNN's slavery reparations analyst Robin Simmons revealed that a tax on recently legalized weed allowed her hometown of Evanston to give each Black resident $25,000. Legal weed also cut their crime rate. When you're stoned, your shooting victims are pretty much limited to anyone within range of your couch.
• House Democrats proposed a bill this week to prohibit the Pentagon from discriminating against Transgenders from serving in the military. To me, the issue's gotten too noisy. Millions were locked out of their accounts Monday after CAPTCHA asked log-ins to select all squares that contain a woman.
• President Biden was ripped by Republicans Wednesday for saying he has no idea if the Nashville church shooting was a hate crime against Christians. He just can't win. For two years, Republicans have said Biden doesn't have any ideas and when he finally admits he has no idea they're furious at him.
• China's government registered its protest of Taiwan's prime minister being permitted to come to the U.S. and meet with U.S. congressional leaders on Capitol Hill. What, we worry? If Chinese missiles were spotted on radar heading for the U.S. Joe Biden would come on TV and open with an ice cream joke.
• New Jersey former Governor Chris Christie said Tuesday there is no way he can support Trump for president in 2024 after the January 6th Choir singing at his last rally in Waco. Chris helped Trump prepare for debates in 2016. Chris Christie's a good man to have on your side unless you're on a life raft.
• Nancy Pelosi urged the cable news channels Tuesday to stop showing Trump, to stop mentioning Trump, and stop covering Trump's speeches. She sounds on the edge. If Nancy hears Trump's name one more time her family may have to invoke the red flag law that keeps her from buying an assault rifle.
• Barack Obama flew down to Australia for some highly lucrative speaki
• ng engagements where he posed for photos with the prime minister, but Obama declined to meet with the Aboriginal leader. The former president charges a one million dollar speaker's fee. His topic is The Importance of Free Speech.
• Senate Republicans expressed fury Monday that reporter Matt Taibibi's home was visited by the IRS the same day he testified in Congress against government censorship on Twitter. We've jumped the shark. If the Founders who wrote the U.S. Constitution were alive today they'd be on the FBI's watch list.
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