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March 26th, 2026

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Positively Hitchcockian

News of the Weird

By News of the Weird

Published March 26, 2026

Positively Hitchcockian

In southwest London, patrons outside a Greggs bakery are being warned of attacks by hungry, hungry crows, The Sun reports.

Paras Singh, 23, who works nearby, said, "It's happening every day. They all swoop down in a frenzy."

Jay Baiz, 27, a barber, said, "On Thursday, a woman was eating a bacon sandwich. The crow tried to rip it out and nearly scratched her head."

Locals are hoping the city council will call in a falconer to scare the crows away.