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• In Oklahoma, a bill, HB 3084, would prohibit students who "purport to be an imaginary animal or species" — i.e., furries — from participating in schools' curriculum or other activities, KOKH-TV reported.
Rep. Justin Humphrey of Lane, Oklahoma, filed the bill; it would also require parents to pick up their furry offspring from school or risk them being turned over to animal control. Leave the cat ears at home, kids.
You'll need your dictionary for this one.
In York, England, signs have been popping up that appear to encourage citizens to "exercise obtundity," the BBC reports. Of course, no one knows what that word means: "Knowing the police, it could be anything," said one resident.
Social media has come alive with speculation about the signs, but it turns out that "Exercise Obtundity" is the name of a training program involving the York City Council, North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service and the Yorkshire Ambulance Service, and the signs are merely warnings of streets that might be closed during the activities.
Stand down.