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• From the "But Why Would You Want To?" file: The New York Post reports on that Miller High Life has released a new cologne.
Dive Bar-Fume evokes the smells of a bar counter, leather stools and tobacco so you can be in your favorite dive bar whenever you want.
It also includes sea salt (for the "basket of fries and popcorn") and Champak blossom, which of course smells like Miller High Life.
It'll set you back $60 and comes in a fancy gift box.
One commenter asked, "Does it smell like shattered dreams?" Touche. [NY Post, 12/4/2024]