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• The Academy Awards ceremony aired on ABC from Hollywood Sunday. Almost every movie star was in the audience. As a precaution, Robert DeNiro was kept outside the Dolby Theater, so in case an Iranian drone struck and killed all the celebrities, it would ensure a continuity of Democrats.
• Psychology Today says nostalgia is a positive resource that boosts well-being. I got so nostalgic last week when Shia LaBeouf was arrested then Britney Spears was arrested, once more the U.S. is at war in the Middle East, and Bill Clinton testified that he did not have sexual relations. I feel 40 again!
• Monica Lewinsky told Vanity Fair she was burned at the stake like a witch in 1998 after it was revealed she gave oral sex to President Clinton in the Oval Office. It’s ruined her love life. Recently every date ends up with the guy making the same request and she was not put on this earth to siphon gas.
• The U.S. All-Star team took on the Dominican Republic All-Star team in Miami on Sunday night in the World Baseball Classic airing on Fox Sports One. The tournament come at a fateful time in international relations. Cuba is now waiting in the on-deck circle but that has nothing o do with baseball.
• The FCC Chairman threatened broadcast networks over one-sided anti-Trump war coverage Sunday. The media gives the president no credit for all the gay lives he’s saving in Iran. In Teheran the mullahs throw gays off the roofs of tall buildings and thanks to Trump, they have no tall buildings left.
• Senate Democrats came under pressure to restore Homeland Security funding after four jihadist terror attacks in March. It’s become a contest. The number of jihadist mass shooters is forcing the trans-gender women mass shooters to either up their game, or accept being a secondary threat to the U.S.
• The White House listed four Islamist terror attacks in the U.S. this month alone, in New York, West Bloomfield, Austin and Old Dominion College. I still don’t understand or at least I’m confused why the Islamist terrorists always shout, Yahoo Open Bar! They certainly don’t LOOK like Southerners.
• Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei issued warnings of terrorist attacks on the U.S. and he demanded reparations for damage done to Iran by the U.S. military. He remains hospitalized after a U.S. missile attack blew off one of his legs. So if the Ayatollah thing doesn’t work out for him, there’s always I-Hop.
• The Daily Mail reports Iran’s new Ayatollah Khamenei checked into two London hospitals for treatment for sexual impotence. He’s now in an Iran hospital in a coma with his face disfigured and his leg blown off and Israeli intelligence looking for his whereabouts. I wouldn’t want to be in his shoe.
• The South China Post reports Vietnam is holding elections to their General Assembly. Fifty years after the U.S.-Vietnam war ended, Vietnam has a $19 billion trade surplus with the United States. On our side of the ledger there are 39 McDonald’s in Vietnam, so we continue to pile up the body count.
• Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer denounced the anti-Semitism behind all the jihadist attacks that have occurred in the U.S. in March. Someone should tell the media. Last Thursday a radical Muslim jihadist rammed his truck into a synagogue in Michigan, and CNN is still looking for a motive.
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