Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Sunshine Protection Act was introduced in Congress to make Daylight Savings Time year round but it's in committee. We're all still adjusting to moving our clocks ahead one hour this past Sunday. Yesterday I laid down on the couch for a 20 minute nap, and I woke up 3 Ayatollahs later.

• David Copperfield will end his 25 years headlining the MGM Grand Hotel showroom in Vegas after charges by 16 women accusing the magician of underage sex and drug rape landed him in the Epstein files. I don't understand what they think they can do to him. Good luck keeping HIM in jail.

• International Women's Day was celebrated Sunday in the U.S., Britain, Australia and Canada as part of the month of March which is designated Women's History Month. I honored International Women's Day by posting a big thank-you to Siri and Alexa. They are the only women who'll listen to me.

• The World Baseball Classic is underway in Miami, Houston, Puerto Rico and the Tokyo Dome in Japan. Every two years, the best ballplayers from all over the world compete against each other wearing the uniforms of their home countries. Afterwards they and their interpreters re-join the Dodgers.

• The Toronto Star cited a medical report in Canada which said the number of assisted suicides in Canada reached 100,000 since it was legalized 10 years ago. In the past year the number of deaths attributed to assisted suicides is 20,000. They're really taking that Olympic hockey loss to the U.S. to heart.

• President Trump declared Friday that the U.S. will accept nothing less than unconditional surrender from Iran. He's fighting two wars at the same time. Hours later a Biden-appointed federal judge overturned the assassination of the Ayatollah Khamenei and ordered Trump to revive him.

• New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani denounced the U.S.-Israeli attack on Iran last week and called it an illegal assault on a fellow UN member nation. The mayor seemed eager in joining the fight. Last night Mamdani launched a retaliatory raid on the Katz Kosher deli in the Lower East Side.

• President Trump named Sen. Markwayne Mullin, a Cherokee, to head Homeland Security. Democrats are kicking themselves for never thinking to put illegal immigration in the hands of an Indian. By now every Republican would have been seized by ICE and deported to England and Scotland.

• The Academy Awards airs live on ABC Sunday as apprehension grows over celebrities making political speeches from the podium. Ellen DeGeneres moved to England last year because Trump had been elected president, and now she is back in the U.S. This is the real reason Kristi Noem got fired.

• BLM founder Clyde McLemore was shown on video in an angry fight with a female employee who'd questioned him over BLM finances and her unpaid wages. She barged into Clyde's office demanding cigarettes and money and fists began flying. The good news is, the Raiders are still interested.

• The Daily Mail reported that Israeli air strikes destroyed Iran's cyber-warfare headquarters last week. It allowed Israel to hack into Iranian TV and air a message from Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. The hacking interrupted the Iranian Revolutionary Guard's favorite sitcom The Love Goat.

• Wyoming police can now by law arrest truck drivers for non-English proficiency. This reminds of Texas Governor Ma Ferguson in 1927 when asked why she signed a bill making English the official language of Texas. She replied if English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for Texas.

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