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• Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg vowed to find out what caused the cargo ship to crash into the Francis Scott Key Bridge. The irony is insane. Only in today's world or the Twilight Zone would a guy steer his ship smack into a bridge named after the lyricist who wrote Oh Say Can You See?

• The Francis Scott Key Bridge at Baltimore Harbor was demolished Tuesday when it was struck by a cargo container ship. Ships normally pass under the bridge, but this ship crashed into a bridge support trestle after it veered off course. I had no idea that Boeing manufactured cargo container ships.

• President Biden quickly addressed reporters after the huge harbor bridge collapse in Baltimore after it was struck by a cargo container ship Tuesday. His determination was self-evident. President Biden promised that he will rebuild that bridge in its entirety only this time it will be over the Rio Grande.

• The White House promised federal help to repair the cargo ship's bridge collision destruction in Baltimore. The bridge was a major artery for harbor traffic and regional commerce. They're still checking the content of the ship's cargo containers to make sure the Asian nail parlor workers are okay.

• Bobby Kennedy Jr. hosted a press conference and rally in Oakland Tuesday and he named the fabulously wealthy Nicole Shanahan his running mate. She bankrolled his Super Bowl commercial. Frankly, I don't see how Bobby Jr. thinks he can win the presidency after he finished last on The Voice.

• Truth Social went public Tuesday and the stock price soared, pumping up Trump's stock worth to five billion dollars. The Democrats in DC are livid. Nancy Pelosi is calling for a House probe of Truth Social because they failed to notify Nancy's Insider Trading Foundation before the stock offering.

• California fast food chains will have to pay workers twenty dollars an hour starting Monday as restaurants diversified their menus. McDonald's announced they will add Krispy Kreme donuts to its breakfast menu. Not to be outdone, the Mexican Cartels announced they will produce Oxy Fentanyl.

• The FBI raided P. Diddy's homes in a sex trafficking and narcotics running probe. I think he's trying to outdo other rap moguls in making bad decisions. Like R Kelly hooking up with underage women, Kanye West praising Hitler, or Jay Z suggesting his wife Beyonce record a country music album.

• Florida lawmakers are debating a bill which will make it illegal for Florida state offices and state contractors to allow any employee to use self-identifying pronouns other than their birth sex. As for me, I identify as a microwave meal. It takes me six minutes to be ready and I look nothing like my picture.

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