Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Biden said our democracy is at stake in the election. Our democracy gives us a choice between the two most hated men in America. The Founders had nothing against George III, they just realized if we stage a civil war every 4 years to decide who'll be our next King, it'll sell more newspapers.

• The House Oversight Committee asked Hunter Biden to testify publicly on March 20th to discuss evidence of influence peddling. A lot of evidence is revealed on his laptop videos. Hunter displayed so much male genitalia everyone who saw it assumed he'd just won a women's swimming championship.

• Special Counsel Robert Hur told the House why he didn't indict President Biden for illegally possessing secret documents. It's easy to explain how Joe skated. Colonel Mustard committed the murder in the Conservatory with the Candlestick, but Colonel Mustard can't remember being there.

• Aviation News says Boeing had a half a dozen shoddy construction problems and flight scares last week. The industry's capitulation to diversity, equity and inclusion must end now. It's just a matter of time before the plaque on the airport door that says Pilots Lounge is also spelled out in Braille.

• The New York Post notes Ancestry committed to democratize its search engine to mollify leftist claims it ignores the horrors committed by colonizing families. I recently sent off for some information on my Hamilton family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it'd be best to just start over.

• California Governor Gavin Newsom caught heat from conservatives for offering to provide free health care to illegal aliens but I don't think they'll be here long enough to get sick. For instance, L.A. has a wall the Chinese emperors of old would envy. It's called $3,000 a month for a studio apartment.

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