Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Florida braced itself for the annual wave of college spring break party animals this week. Back in 1974, I recall when we stopped off to eat in Kissimmee, I asked the waitress to tell me the correct way to pronounce where we were. She looked at me like I was an idiot and very slowly said Burger King.

• The Journal of the AMA issued a report conceding that psychedelic drugs have some medical benefit. I read in the report that one single dose of LSD can provide immediate relief from anxiety like the fear of flying. Like when you"re standing on the roof of a building and you think you are a bird.

• The House Oversight Committee invited Hunter Biden to answer influence peddling charges in a public hearing this month. After watching his father deliver his State of the Union speech Thursday, I owe Hunter an apology. I now realize that was not his cocaine found in the White House last summer.

• Joe Biden"s State of the Union launched his campaign after Trump"s sweep Tuesday launched his. Just think, one of the two most hated people in America will be our next president. If I could just jail or censor or cancel everyone I disagree with we could save democracy, but that"s the CIA Director"s job.

• President Biden had rave reviews from the mainstream media for his State of the Union. It was a nice comeback after a month of worrisome performances. Two weeks ago at his physical, the doctor asked Joe to provide his blood, urine, stool and semen samples, and Joe just handed him his underwear.

• House Republicans moved to crack down on crime in Washington, D.C., committed by teenage mobs and carjackers. If I"ve learned anything from the study of world history all my life, it"s that criminals are not nearly as dangerous as a well-organized government. G od help us if we ever get one.

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