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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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By Argus Hamilton

Published March 5, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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Google apologized for its Genesis AI platform going woke and depicting white historical figures as black when you Google their names. Their AI photo images even depict Nazi German soldiers as black. When I saw the photos, I thought either Disney or Netflix must be making a World War II movie.

Daily Variety reports that Hollywood is in a recession due to the slowdown in movie production and low network TV ratings. Statewide, corporations are being strangled by taxes and regulations and retailers risk being looted every day. It's so bad even our wildfires are packing up and moving to Texas.

The Weather Channel said blizzards swept the Sierras Saturday leaving six feet of snow on the ground in Northern California. This weather front showed no mercy. Seventy-mile-an-hour wind gusts shut down the airport in Las Vegas, giving people a few more hours with their kids' college funds.

Kylie Jenner's boyfriend and rap star Travis Scott's $36 million hillside home in Brentwood was perched over mudslides Saturday and looks doomed to slide down the hill. Hundreds of homes in Los Angeles were built years ago on bluffs. Nobody in L.A. tells the truth on their home loan applications.

President Biden was driven to Walter Reed Hospital Wednesday where he passed the presidential physical with flying colors according to his doctor. It's a mistake to assume that our skills always decline as we get older. Yoko Ono turned 91 last week and her singing voice is just as good as it ever was.

Super Tuesday arrived today giving Donald Trump a chance to sew up the GOP nomination. His enemies never rest. In the New York Times poll Sunday, Trump led Biden by 5 points, leading the New York Attorney General to try to tie Trump to last week's disastrous Willy Wonka Experience in Scotland.

Governor Gavin Newsom ripped Republicans for not backing the Border Bill Saturday. It gives a president the option to enforce it and provides money to process illegal aliens rather than deporting them. Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby are two Bills that House Republicans trust more than the Border Bill.

Mitch McConnell announced last week he's bowing to the realities of age and will step down as Senate leader but stay in office. So admitting he's no longer up for the job, so he will remain in the Senate. Just keep in mind the lifespan of turtles, and you'll know he's not going anywhere for a long, long time.

Hunter Biden is headed for live testimony in Congress following last week's deposition. He and Joe seem to have their stories straight. Before leaving for Camp David Friday President Biden spoke with reporters and Joe denied ever interacting with Hunter's billionaire Chinese benefactor, Ka Ching.

A Brigham Young University study said that fourteen percent of workers laid off in the U.S. last year claimed they'd been replaced by robots. I happen to know that wind chimes are made from the metal bones of robots which tried to overthrow us. Hang them outside your house as a warning to others.

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