Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

PBS aired Dr. Fauci being denied by angry Black residents of DC while trying to push his Covid vaccine on them in 2021. After two years of rules, quarantines, shutdowns and mandates, Americans learned one thing from the saga. Wearing a mask while you are driving alone is only helpful if you stole the car.

• New Yorkers roiled Monday over the city government's focus on prosecuting Trump while doing little to clamp down on rampaging street crime. Mayor Eric Adams called his press coverage racist but he's apologized after referring to white people as Crackers. We prefer to be called Saltine Americans.

• Fox News military analysts predicted the Ukraine-Russia war has gone on too long for peaceful resolution. President Putin was just indicted by the World Court for abducting kids in Ukraine. Meanwhile President Zelensky is wanted for scamming an elderly man out of one hundred billion dollars.

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• Russia's Vladimir Putin rolled out the red carpet at the Kremlin Tuesday, greeting Chinese President Xi. They enjoyed a lunch together, consisting of just the two of them and their food tasters. Afterwards they shook hands on a peace deal where Russia stays in Ukraine and China invades Taiwan.

• Business Insider said the Silicon Valley Bank collapse risked spreading because higher interest rates lower the value of Treasury bonds that banks use as an assets backstop. Luckily we have sound leadership. Acting swiftly, President Biden issued an executive order calling on banks to stop collapsing.

• Miami Beach police ordered a midnight curfew as tens of thousands of partying college students got out of hand. It's an annual tradition like no other. Spring Break is that cherished time of year when binge-drinking college students in Michigan take a much needed break to binge-drink in Florida.

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