Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

President Biden hosted black leaders at the White House Monday for a banquet honoring Black History Month. Joe wandered off the Teleprompter and declared he may be white, but he's not stupid. Blacks love Joe because over many years he has singlehandedly destroyed the myth of white supremacy.

• President Biden acknowledged in an ABC News interview Sunday his age is a factor but insisted he enjoys working long hours. However Joe walked into an antique store in Virginia Tuesday and two people tried to buy him. I'm ten years younger than Joe and I still like to chase women but only downhill.

• The London Daily Mail reported the Ian Fleming Trust will re-edit James Bond novels to be more sensitive and politically correct for today's snowflakes. The editors started by changing the book titles. The first three new titles are Dr. No Means No, From Russia with Consensual Love and Bunchapussies.

• Petco announced it will expand its food brands to try to create healthier living for pet cats, dogs, birds and fish. It's a new world to me. I'll never forget the look on the checker's face when she rang up my purchase of bird seed and I asked her how long it'll take for the birds to appear after I plant them.

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• GOP Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green was assailed by protestors as she was trying to eat in a Washington, D.C. restaurant. Marjorie recently suggested that the Red States divorce from the Blue States and form a separate nation. And I would add, petition King Charles to forgive us and take us back.

• FBI Director Wray said Tuesday the FBI determined that Covid came from a lab in Wuhan. The Energy Department said the same thing Monday after a Chinese defector virologist said Covid came from the lab. Trump said it in March 2020, a few months before even the virus chose Trump over Biden.

• U.S. Senator John Fetterman from Pennsylvania checked into Walter Reed Hospital last week. He has never recovered from his pre-election stroke. Hospital scientists may not be able to make Fetterman fully functional again but they've assured Democrats he will be able to vote Yes on legislation.

• The Supreme Court weighed the constitutionality of President Biden arbitrarily forgiving student loan debt by executive decree Tuesday. If it's allowed, the amount of student loan debt forgiveness could run up into trillions of dollars, especially after this week's news. Ukraine just enrolled in Harvard.

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