Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Turning Point USA provided an online halftime Super Bowl halftime show as an alternative to Bad Bunny. I say limit halftime shows to 15 minutes. I don't want American kids watching some cross-dressing, Spanish-speaking pansexual. I want them watching real men getting irreversible brain damage.

• Senator Chuck Schumer said Democrats will never vote for the Voter ID bill despite proof it'll halt voter fraud. Next day, Democrats found out Somalia just adopted a Voter ID law to halt fraud. It's like Andy Dick telling you he got help with his drinking and drug problem and now it's your turn.

• USA Today reported that U.S. hospital care remains the world's most expensive and double the cost of hospital care in Europe. In a Paris hospital on Thursday, a man checked into the ER with a World War I artillery shell lodged inside his rectum. Twenty minutes later, France surrendered.

• The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals backed Trump's power to mass-deport illegal aliens with no rights to a bond hearing for illegals. Mass deportation now follows mass importation. During the Biden administration, Disney World was replaced as America's #1 tourist destination by the Rio Grande.

• Don Lemon went on Jimmy Kimmel to discuss his arrest for his anti-ICE protest in a St. Paul church. It could result in jail time, prison shower action and further TV stardom. Netflix executives saw Don Lemon's mug shot and immediately green-lit a new TV series called Lemon is the New Orange.

• The FCC launched a probe of ABC's The View not granting equal interview time to political candidates, a rule that applies to ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox. I hope jokes about The View are exempt. I always found it hilarious that the three angriest women in America are named Whoopi, Sunny and Joy.

• British stage actor Ian McKellen was guest on Colbert where he performed a Shakespearean monologue in support of Muslim immigration. The actor happens to be gay. New York's Muslim community was so moved they invited the actor to a nearby rooftop to audition for the role of Superman.

• The Winter Olympics Games began with a spectacular opening ceremony in Milan's San Siro Stadium Friday on NBC. It doesn't take long for American viewers to get involved in the Games. The Winter Olympics is the only time that curling is cheered like it's the Super Bowl of Janitorial Excellence.

• Minneapolis protestors set up their own city roadblocks Tuesday to hinder ICE. It so happens I saw a road repair roadblock on a side street in Hollywood displaying a sign which read Road Closed M-F. With all the cutbacks in movie productions, I'm glad to see that Samuel L Jackson has found work.

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