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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Feb. 4, 2026

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
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California Attorney General Rob Bonta filed a lawsuit against a San Diego hospital Friday for complying with President Trump's order to halt gender-affirming care for minors. I have one question on the matter. If trans-gender children go missing, do we put their pictures on cartons of Half and Half?

Los Angeles police struggled to contain the anti-ICE protests that began Saturday. Dozens of hard-core Minneapolis women protesters took a United flight to L.A. Friday night to continue their protests. However the in-flight movie during the flight was Melania, and six of the protestors walked out.

Bill and Hillary Clinton agreed to testify to the House Oversight Committee in their Epstein probe. The world is upside-down since they left office. I expect committee Republicans to praise Bill for his illegal alien deportation policy, and for Democrats to crucify Hillary for killing Osama bin Laden.

CBS aired the Grammy Awards live from Los Angeles on Sunday. The virtue signaling flowed like wine. After just 10 minutes of lectures from the winners against immigration enforcement and white people stealing Indian lands, you knew it was not going to be Vanilla Ice's night at the Grammys.

The Grammy Awards crowd gave Don Lemon a standing ovation Sunday. After being charged for terrorizing a St. Paul church service, Don's become an anti-ICE saint following his one-day stay in jail Friday. It was the first personal recognizance bond for a black man in Los Angeles County history.

Grammy Awards host Trevor Noah roasted Nikki Minaj on the telecast for openly supporting President Trump. She answered, blasting Noah, taunting him to come out of the closet. Democrats countered, spreading a rumor on social media that Nikki had a ménage with Trump and Stephen Miller.

GOP Speaker Mike Johnson said he hopes to end the shutdown this week. It hasn't defunded ICE, which is already funded for another 3 years, what it's defunded is the Coast Guard. This gives Venezuela three days to speedboat the cocaine to L.A. in time for the Oscar telecast acceptance speeches.

The Department of Justice released three million Jeffrey Epstein files on Friday in a massive document dump that revealed Jeffrey Epstein had dirt on Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, three NFL owners and the Royal Family. This finally explains his murder. Everybody had him killed.

President Trump kept his military options with Iran close to his vest Sunday as tensions built in the regions. All appearances indicate that a U.S. war aimed at toppling the Ayatollah's regime is imminent. The U.S. carrier fleet just entered the Persian Gulf and Jane Fonda has flown to Teheran.

The 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan, Italy, plan to hold the Opening Ceremony Friday night on NBC. This week the AP wrongly claimed there are no minority athletes on the national teams. The Jamaican Bobsled Team may go down in sports history as the Jackie Robinsons of the Winter Olympics.

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