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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Feb. 20, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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Kansas City saluted the brave Nebraska man and Chiefs fan who ran down the parade shooter Tuesday. Video showed him tackling the shooter and knocking the gun out of his hands. The Chiefs plan to keep the video to teach cornerbacks how to wrap up and tackle a ball carrier and cause a fumble.

The White House was asked last week why the Secret Service ended its probe into cocaine found in the library and citing their limited investigative resources. It has been six months and we still don't know who left the cocaine in the White House. We know it wasn't Hunter's, because there was some left.

HBO's Bill Maher on Friday called out Hollywood celebrities who vow every four years to leave the U.S. if Trump is elected and live in another country, and it's always to Canada, Australia or New Zealand. Don't you love saints? They call Trump a racist then they vow to move to the White Dominions.

The Los Angeles Times reported that a grandfather was shot dead while trying to apologize for a fender bender in a WalMart parking lot Tuesday. However he was permitted to die with some measure of dignity. His relatives quickly arrived and dragged his body to a Neiman-Marcus parking lot.

Taylor Swift led the media to Australia Tuesday after flying to Las Vegas from Japan to preen during the Super Bowl. The incessant publicity she churns telling the world her every move makes me flinch at the sound of her name now. Taylor Swift could sing at my funeral and I'd still get up and leave.

President Biden released a video recorded in North Carolina while campaigning for black votes Tuesday. It shows Joe Biden bringing a black family a fried chicken dinner and talking basketball with them. The Secret Service arrives fifteen minutes later not believing they lost track of the president again.

National Geographic aired a story on the Old Estates of the Scotland Isles that shows a mansion belonging to George Orwell, author of 1984, on the Isle of Jura. I couldn't believe my eyes. There's a sign in front of George Orwell's home which states that it is guarded by a 24-hour surveillance camera.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was assailed by the reporters Tuesday over the Special Counsel's report saying Joe is an old man with a poor memory. She declared Joe does more in one hour than most people do in one day. That's not the point, no one's saying Joe's not potty-trained.

An ABC News poll revealed 86% of Americans believe that Joe Biden is too old to serve a second term as President of the United States. He'll always have the comedians' support. On Monday at the White House, President Biden welcomed the King of Jordan and congratulated him on his six NBA titles.

Secretary of State Blinken flew to Israel to try to get hostage negotiations and a cease-fire going between the warring sides. It's been over four months and the Israeli Army still hasn't subjugated a territory the size of Greater Palm Springs. I guess this is what happens when you pay people by the hour.

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