Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The White House confirmed President Biden turned down the traditional Super Bowl pre-game three-minute interview with CBS. The game has gotten under his skin a little bit. Joe is reportedly upset that the pre-game odds heavily favor the Razor Wires to defeat the Future Democrats.

• San Francisco 49ers Brock Purdy embraced his title as Mr. Irrelevant as the last player picked in the 2022 NFL draft. Due to restrictions on all three-year rookie NFL salaries, Brock Purdy makes only $870,000. Looking up into the luxury box is the only way he can afford to see Taylor Swift this year.

• The Wall Street Journal reported that Apple enjoyed huge first-week demand of the new Apple Vision Pro headset sold in the United States. It's taken me six years, but I’m just starting to get the hang of using smart phone technology to my benefit. Today I asked Siri to destroy the car in front of me.

• New York Mayor Eric Adams hosted a Black History Month reception at Gracie Mansion Monday. He raised eyebrows with his loose racial slang when he called attention to all the black officials there and declared that no one has ever seen this much chocolate in the room. At least he didn’t say Snickers.

• House Republicans failed by one vote to impeach Homeland Security chief Alejandro Mayorkas Tuesday for intentionally disregarding United States immigration laws on the books. The motion’s failure taught House Republicans a valuable lesson. Never vote for a border resolution on Taco Tuesday.

• Newsweek reported that President Biden gave his angriest speech ever about Trump to a private Nevada fundraiser Sunday. The president told the donors he often struggles to hold his Irish temper when dealing with his likely GOP opponent. Donald Trump of course is not Irish, somebody has to drive.

• President Biden took to the White House stage Tuesday and angrily blamed Donald Trump and his MAGA supporters for the crisis at the border. Biden’s handlers were thrilled that he remembered Trump, border and crisis all in one sentence. Tomorrow they may let him blame the economy on Reagan.

• President Biden paid a quiet visit to Southern California where he attended Democratic Party fundraisers in Los Angeles and went to dinner with his son Hunter to celebrate Hunter's birthday. He just turned 53. If you'd like to send Hunter a birthday present he’s registered at Crack Whore Barrel.

• Nashville mourned the passing of country music legend Toby Keith, who passed away Monday following a lingering battle with cancer after a lifetime of great songs and support of the U.S. military. In further sad news for the music industry, Kanye West was found alive in his bed this morning in L.A.

• King Charles is resting comfortably in Buckingham Palace after being sent home from prostate surgery and then being rocked with an unrelated diagnosis of cancer. It set all the Royals in motion. Prince Harry just flew to London to visit his father, and I'm sure he'll also visit Charles while he's there.

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