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• Las Vegas cannabis shop owners asked the city to ease business distancing requirements and to lower licensing fees. Weed is getting wide open. Residents of Colorado can now buy their marijuana in vending machines where, in one-stop shopping, they can also purchase their Pringles Oreos and Doritos.
• The New York Post says new clothing designer Kallee Jackson stole the show at Fashion Week's runway shows last week. The usual celebrities showed up. Proving once again that everything old comes back in style, a 19-year-old model showed up at Fashion Week wearing Leo DiCaprio on her arm.
• Jimmy Carter was honored on Presidents Day for spending his very long life doing good. He also presided over my generation's fondest and craziest four years in the Seventies. The Carter Era is a reminder to Baby Boomers to be grateful we did all our crazy stuff before there were cell phone cameras.
• Presidents Day was celebrated at George Washington's plantation home Mount Vernon Monday with tea and music by a fife and drum corps. The weekend was steeped in nostalgia. On Saturday Jimmy Carter submitted to home hospice care, making him a viable candidate to replace Biden in 2024.
• Wall Street Week analysts on Fox News predict a huge year for defense industry stocks after Joe Biden's latest defense pledge to Ukraine. All the cable news channels broke into programming early Monday to announce that Joe Biden paid a surprise visit to Ukraine. Well, it was a surprise to Joe Biden.
• President Biden surprised the world by taking a daredevil trip from Poland to Ukraine Monday to ensure a photo op for a show of his administration's war support. Joe's security team insisted he take a train to Ukraine rather than fly Air Force One for safety reasons. There are fewer steps to the ground.
• President Biden walked the courtyard with Ukraine's president as air raid sirens started sounding Monday. The Neo-cons are switching Joe from being a useful idiot to conflict bait. Biden underwent his physical exam at Walter Reed hospital Thursday and the doctors insist that he's technically still alive.
• Joe Biden was ripped for going to Ukraine on Presidents Day, not to see Ohio chemical victims. It is always something, every day, since 1789. Presidents Day is an annual reminder that Americans were never freer or more prosperous or better governed than when we were ruled by a mad English king.
• Alec Baldwin caught a break Monday when prosecutors dropped the Firearm Enhancement Law charge because it's new and can't be applied retroactively. Alec's Trump impression may not help him. Putting Trump's photo on a postage stamp is only other way the Democrats are going to put Trump behind bars.
• Donald Trump announced he will be visiting East Palestine, Ohio, Wednesday to share his time and care and concern for the Norfolk Southern train wreck chemical spill victims. There are toxic messes like this everywhere. Trump may have to back illegal immigration to Make America Clean Again.
• Bernie Sanders went on a nationwide book tour to sell his new book called It's Okay to Be Angry about Capitalism. He got a huge book advance, is charging $100 to hear him speak on tour, and earns seven-figure book royalties. It's okay to be rich if you're a socialist as long as you feel just awful about it.
• Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said East Palestine won't receive FEMA money because Norfolk Southern Railroad agreed to pay toxic damages. He's playing it by the book. Pete Buttigieg appeared on a video call Saturday and promised to investigate the chemical spill for any signs of racism.
• Mike Pence vowed to fight a subpoena by Trump's Special Counsel investigating the January 6th U.S. Capitol invasion and Trump's culpability for it. Both political parties provide the entertainment. The FBI raided Hillary's house in Chappaqua and walked out with a box full of classified suicide notes.
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