Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Congress passed a unanimous resolution Thursday hailing the Kansas City Chiefs as champions of the NFL. It's a nice break from the endless headlines about spousal abuse, fraud, bad checks, sexual assault, drug charges and drunken driving arrests. And that's just the 435 Members of Congress.

• Santa Monica retail stores are reportedly shuttering along the famous 3rd Street Promenade due to online shopping. Last month, I encountered a Muslim street vendor offering the entire Koran on one audio DVD. I was impressed and asked him to burn me a copy, and that's when the trouble started.

• Richmond put back up a statue of George Washington taken down during the BLM riots. I don't think Washington's statue should be taken down because he owned slaves. He overthrew the King of England and gave us the government we have today, and that's plenty enough reason to take it down.

• President Biden bragged he'd just shot down two weather balloons and a hobby club balloon with four sidewinder missiles at four hundred thousand dollars a shot. Don't you love it? Two years ago America was the World's Only Superpower, and today we are the most popular attraction on the Midway.

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• GOP Member George Santos barricaded himself in his Long Island office as protestors outside and demanded his resignation for his serial lying about his past. He sets the bar on Capitol Hill. Do you know how much of a psychopath you have to be for everybody in Washington to say this guy's a liar?

• Disney's cartoon Proud Nation teaches kids CRT and points out Lincoln freed no slaves under his own jurisdiction. As well, Abe proposed repatriating all slaves to Haiti or Ghana or to move them all to Texas. Had that happened, Oklahoma would still be waiting for their first win over the Longhorns.

• China's government issued a demand last week that the United States military return the spy craft the U.S. shot down over South Carolina. The Pentagon appears to be preparing for a possible conflict with China. This summer's war game pits the Blue Angels vs. the Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Festival.

• Harvard Pilgrim Health Care reported that Millennials are far more health conscious than their parents and grandparents and thus better employee insurance risks. You Millennial generation and your obsession with health care. Back in my day, we just died, and we liked it, it was a character builder.

• Russia claims the U.S. has its own Chernobyl with the toxic Norfolk Southern train wreck spill in Ohio's Appalachian area. It released the same poison gas the Germans used in World War I. If it clears the landscape of MAGA Republicans, the CEO of Norfolk Southern could be awarded the Iron Cross.

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