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• The American Society of Plastic Surgeons in a nationwide survey named Southern California the plastic surgery capital of the U.S. The doctors beg their celebrity patients NOT to go outside in public until all the swelling goes down. Madonna's cheeks were accused of being a spy balloon at the Grammys.
• CNN reports Melania Trump was in the Situation Room watching when a U.S. missile took out ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in 2019. Last week the U.S. fired a missile that knocked out ISIS's number two leader. This sounds like a big deal till you realize Kamala Harris is our number two leader.
• President Biden switched to a populist platform in his State of the Union Tuesday, drawing huge applause as he promised to rein in Big Pharma, secure the border, Buy American and stand up to China. His 2024 campaign message seems clear. My name is Joe Biden and I approve Trump's message.
• Donald Trump delivered an alternate State of the Union speech simultaneously with President Biden's and accused the Democrats of deploying the FBI to spy on conservatives. That would explain a lot lately. Last week I called the FBI Anonymous Tip Line and the agent answered--What is it, Argus?
• The Beverly Hills home where mobster and Vegas Strip founder Bugsy Siegel was gunned down went on sale on Thursday. The town has a rich history. The day I arrived in 1976, I asked the Polo Lounge bartender where the town square is located, and he gave me the directions to Pat Boone's house.
• President Biden flew to Florida to promote his State of the Union speech proposals. Everybody is talking about what we saw in the balcony before the speech. That too-long kiss between Jill Biden and Kamala Harris's husband was so inappropriate, ABC just asked them to co-host Good Morning America.
• The Senate Intelligence Committee grilled the Pentagon Thursday on the purpose of the Chinese spy balloon that crossed our nation. It turns out that Navy divers discovered a message in the balloon inside a sealed canister. It reads, We've Been Trying to Reach You about Your Car's Extended Warranty.
• Hillary Clinton flew to India on Thursday to launch a Global Climate Fund that she says will be dedicated to reducing India's global warming. This'll be fun to watch, but then I love movie capers where the swindler gets away with it. Hillary served as the technical advisor on Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
• The Wall Street Journal predicted a mild recession this year, with economic growth less than one percent and a stagnant Gross National Product. Even the president this month had to take out a quarter-million dollar loan. Things are so tough now that Hunter Biden is influence-peddling for eggs.
• The London Sun says British nobles are burrowing into old etiquette books to refresh themselves on court etiquette during a coronation. I have to work on my etiquette while jogging past Coldwater Park in Beverly Hills. Apparently it's rude to ask parents who have their child on a leash if it's a rescue.
• Jill Biden and Kamala Harris' husband Doug greeted each other in the balcony at the State of the Union with a mouth-to-mouth kiss that lasted a little too long. It was nothing new. When Jill was in high school, her nickname was Abe Lincoln because all the guys took a shot at her in the balcony.
• Fox News reported a survey saying that crime was the biggest fear of big city residents across the U.S. However the FBI was able to report last week that the number of serial killings has been steeply declining the last few years. That's due to the damn Millennial generation who can't commit to anything.
• China's government Wednesday maintained that the downed balloon was China's property and demanded that the U.S. return it. It was first identified by civilians. Americans are used to looking up in the sky at sporting events and seeing a blimp marked Goodyear but this one was labeled Wong Wei.
• Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter Seymour Hersh broke the story Tuesday revealing it was the U.S. that blew up Russia's gas pipeline to Europe on Biden's orders. The president's energy policy may be blinded by ideology. In Biden's mind there are four states of matter--solid, liquid, gas and Black Lives.
• Germany asked for and received a written request to send its tanks to Ukraine along with U.S. and British tanks headed there this spring, proving every now and then you just can't believe your good luck. Germany's tanks will soon be rolling across Ukraine toward the Russian border with U.S. and British support. The Germans just want to get it in writing so there's no misunderstanding after the war.
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