Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

President Biden arrived back at the White House aboard Marine One helicopter Monday after he spent all weekend at Camp David. Joe looked quite thrilled as he spoke to reporters while he walked across the South Lawn. He was holding the over-stuffed teddy bear he just won for shooting the balloon.

• President Biden delivered his State of the Union speech to a joint session of the House and Senate in the Capitol. The speech derives from the king’s annual speech to Parliament. One of the surprises in last night’s address was when Biden introduced the Chinese spy balloon sitting next to the First Lady.

• GOP Speaker Kevin McCarthy had budget talks with President Biden last week as both sides seek ways to lower the deficit. The national debt just hit thirty-one trillion dollars and bondholders have to be getting nervous. Now China says the balloon was just performing an inspection before they foreclose.

• The State of the Union speech was telecast live Tuesday by all the major broadcast networks and cable news channels. The president opened his address to Congress by declaring that the state of the union is strong. It’s always best to start your speech with a good joke to get the audience on your side.

• China vowed retribution for the U.S. shooting down their balloon and accused the U.S. of overhead surveillance of China. It’s true, astronauts can see the Great Wall of China from the International Space Station. The Chinese built that wall six hundred years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.

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• Black Lives Matter’s founder blasted Biden and Democrats for backing away on police defunding which they’d pledged during the 2020 riots. The BLM movement is communist by nature. During the BLM riots in L.A. that summer, looters broke into my apartment, looked around, then tossed me a twenty.

• Fox News asked chicken farmers for the cause of the egg shortage and they blamed the contents of Purina’s new chicken feed for reducing their hens’ output. Don’t lose hope. Tyson Foods last week posted a Colonel Sanders photo in their chicken coops and egg production tripled in just three days.

• Disney Plus is taking heat for its cartoon called Proud Family for being anti-white. It demands reparations. My Anglo-Norman ancestors indentured Saxons in 1066, stole land from the Indians in America and owned slaves but if they want anything from me, they can all get in line behind the IRS.

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