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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Feb. 2, 2023

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson was interviewed on Fox News Tuesday and he called for a free trade deal between the U.S. and England. He also praised former President Trump's foreign policy. Boris Johnson and Donald Trump won't rest until they destroy their common enemy, Super Cuts.

Alec Baldwin got charged with involuntary manslaughter in the shooting of his cinematographer Tuesday. Get your popcorn. During the preliminary hearing, a gun expert for the defense said the shooting was caused by a loose nut behind the trigger, then a psychiatrist for the prosecution said the same thing.

The Border Patrol reports a spike in the number of people caught trying to bring eggs into the U.S. illegally from Mexico to sell at a huge profit on the black market. Yesterday I dropped a dozen eggs while carrying them in from the grocery store. Liberty Mutual is sending out a claims adjuster tomorrow.

New York faced protests by illegal aliens about their living conditions after they were bused in from the border and put up in three hundred dollar a night luxury hotel rooms. To their point, I don't see how decent people can live like this. The towels are so thick you can barely close your suitcase.

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New York Mayor Eric Adams stood outside a luxury hotel where illegal aliens are being housed Tuesday and announced a new shelter for the single male migrants. The single migrant guys are being kicked out of their luxury hotel rooms and they're angry. In fact they're threatening to leave the country.

Iran's regime says it foiled a drone strike by Israel against its nuclear facility Tuesday as Iranian street protests against the regime accelerated. An Iranian couple who danced together in the street at an anti-regime rally in Teheran each got ten years in prison. If it was Gangnam Style they got off easy.

The Wall Street Journal ran an article Tuesday informing skygazers of the best way to view a green comet streaking across the solar system that night. I once saw the Keck telescope atop a mountain in Hawaii which scans the universe in search of intelligent life. I noticed it's pointed away from the earth.

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