Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Kiefer Sutherland was ordered to appear in L.A. court February 2nd after his altercation with an Uber driver got him arrested last week. He's starting to lose his grip. Last night, for the 2nd time in one week, Kiefer Sutherland threatened to kill his ride-share driver, only this time, he was in a Waymo.

• US News and World Report reports that United States students rank 28th in the world in math scores behind other free-market nations. Too many Americans are educated in California. Can you explain why under Biden, I could get $100 worth of gas in my gas tank but now I only get $45 worth in it?

• The Wall Street Journal published an article on Warren Buffett Tuesday, paying tribute to the retiring Sage of Omaha for his decades of investment genius as the founder Berkshire Hathaway. Warren Buffett retired Friday at age 95 with a personal worth of $150 billion. Just think, he's set for life.

• The DOJ launched a probe of Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over that welfare fraud committed by the Somali community. Minnesotans used to boast the nicest reputation in America. As you probably know, Minnesota is the home of the Twin Cities, Minneapolis and Mogadishu.

• CBS News reports pro-ICE and anti-ICE protestors clashed in Minneapolis streets Friday. No question which side the state government favors. To honor the anti-ICE protestors, today Minnesota's DMV altered the license plate motto to read Land of 10,000 Screaming Lesbians on the Street Every Day.

• Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Maria Machado was welcomed to the Oval Office Friday where she offered her peace prize to Trump for overthrowing the Maduro regime. The operation went off flawlessly. And to straighten the record, we did NOT invade Venezuela, we were undocumented visitors.

• President Trump threatened a 10% tariff on Euro countries Thursday who oppose his buying Greenland. Trump's ideas have us all thinking outside the box. I think England should re-purchase the United States since, after all, it was once theirs, and it would greatly enhance North Atlantic security.

• Iran's Crown Prince Pahlavi urged Iranians to overthrow the regime as the U.S. 7th Fleet heads for the Persian Gulf. Iran's leaders moved hundreds of millions of dollars into UAE banks last week. The Ayatollah was just offered asylum in Minnesota where he plans to open a children's day care center.

• Kamala Harris bought a house at Paradise Cove in Malibu for $8.15 million Friday. It has four bedrooms, six bathrooms and twelve liquor cabinets. Malibu residents warned after last year's fires that if rebuilding permits weren't quickly issued, they would be inundated by incoming Jamaican-Canadians.

• The White House was accused of fostering a surveillance state by asking states for driver's license records and license plate numbers to help track illegal aliens. When I was a kid Americans violently resisted being spied on by the government. Today we look at the phone, and say Hey Spy, can cats eat pancakes?

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