Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• New York Mayor Mamdani and his wife Rachel appeared at a grade school in Lower Manhattan Monday and led the kids in singing The Wheels on the Bus. It made great TV. The singing was all sweet and happy until somebody on the bus shouted Alihu Akbar, and everybody dove under their seats.

• The Supreme Court heard a case Tuesday on a state's right to ban transgender women from participating in women's sports, using women's locker rooms and women's bathrooms. It devolved quickly into a discussion of the civil rights of trans-sexuals. It was just another case of he said-she said.

• The White House announced President Trump will attend the college national championship game Monday between the Miami Hurricanes and the Indiana Hoosiers at Miami's Hard Rock stadium. Trump's hair makes him easy for fans to spot in the luxury box. Just look for the Orange Bowl.

• Sports Illustrated says coach Bill Belichick is on the hot seat at North Carolina after a disastrous 4-8 first season. I thought Bill did just great. How many 74-year-old football coaches could arrive at a college campus and recruit a hot looking young chick to run your TikTok account and sleep with you?

• Verizon customers suffered a nationwide outage on Wednesday in cell phone service and data storage. I can guess the cause. Verizon TV commercials just started offering two lines for $30 and the Pentagon mistakenly thought they were dealing cocaine and blasted the cell phone towers to smithereens.

• The Daily Mail reports that German vice cops raided a prostitution ring outside Berlin that was illegally operating inside a senior assisted living center, arresting a swarm of German hookers. In addition the police apprehended a half-dozen men over the age of 80. They were arrested for loitering.

• The National Weather Service reported a southward dip in the Jet Stream will unleash a Polar Vortex of Arctic air to freeze the nation's mid-section this week. But here in Los Angeles, gentle desert breezes are producing spectacularly warm temperatures. I call it Joe Biden weather--83 and Hazy.

• Saudi Arabia is hosting the World Polo Championship matches this weekend in Riyadh. Being from Oklahoma and having played a little polo myself in college, I can ride Western saddle or I can ride English saddle, I do NOT ride bareback, which is all I ever get asked if I can do here in West Hollywood.

• CNN reports a Ford autoworker heckled Trump using vile language Tuesday. Ford put him on suspension but he's received $700,000 on Go Fund Me from Trump-haters. I can't believe the millions I must have lost in donations over the years for insulting Republican and Democratic presidents equally.

• Iran's state TV issued a chilling assassination threat to President Trump Wednesday showing images of the Butler, Pennsylvania, shooting and warning that the next bullet won't miss. Reaction in Washington was swift. A Democratic federal judge just ordered Trump to keep his head still this time.

• CBS News reported the ICE agent who shot and killed the attacking motorist in Minneapolis was himself injured in the melee. The contending sides live in separate realities. The ICE agent is in the hospital with internal bleeding, prompting Progressives to speculate that he might be on his period.

• President Trump was reported weighing sending the National Guard to Minneapolis Thursday to quell the leftist rioting. The accusations by the street protestors are getting wilder and wilder. I swear I've never seen a pregnant man being dragged down the street by an ICE agent, but here's hoping.

• The House Oversight Committee plans Contempt of Congress charges against Bill Clinton for refusing to testify about his time with Jeffrey Epstein. The financier was really bad company. In Palm Beach Epstein was notorious for sleeping with 32-year-old women, to be exact, two 16-year-olds at a time.

• Venezuela's Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Machado told reporters she presented Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize. It presented a dilemma. If Trump accepts the Peace Prize just days before he attacks Iran, he'll look as weird as Obama did for accepting the Peace Prize for doing nothing.

• The U.S. Geological Survey reported that California has been struck by over forty earthquakes this past week up and down the Golden State during the one-year anniversary of the LA fires. President Trump collated the information and re-named San Andreas. From now on, it'll be called Gavin's Faulty.

• The Weather Channel warns that a bitterly cold Arctic front is set to plow into the Midwest and South into Florida. However in Los Angeles, the streets and parks are teeming with people outside in summer clothing enjoying a beautiful week. I call it Donald Trump Weather--79 with a danger of Ice.

• Bobby Kennedy praised President Trump Tuesday for having a remarkably high testosterone level for his age. Yesterday, an angry protester shouted vile things at Trump, and Trump responded by giving the heckler the middle finger. And that was just his robot at Disney World's Hall of Presidents.

• Vice President JD Vance broke a 50-50 tie in the U.S. Senate Wednesday allowing President Trump to maintain his use of the War Powers Act. Democrats had sought to curtail him. Technically speaking, Donald Trump has never started a war with anyone, unless you count the Women of the View.

• President Trump hosted Wisconsin dairy farmers in the Oval Office on Wednesday to sign the Whole Milk Act, which restores whole cow milk to school menus nationwide. In addition to milk from cows, scientists have just discovered a way to milk sheep. Just introduce a new iPhone every year.

• President Trump met with Denmark's foreign minister over the president's desire to acquire Greenland. Agreeing to a request by Denmark, Germany just sent 13 soldiers to Greenland, causing concern. Apparently the Germans have us confused with France and think 13 soldiers should do the trick.

• President Trump refocused on trying to acquire Greenland in White House talks with Danish diplomats this week. Nat Geo showcased the sharks swimming off Greenland, some of which are 400 years old and still alive in the Arctic water. It's more proof that cold plunges really help keep you young.

• Kamala Harris bought a house in Malibu for $8 million Tuesday. I laughed at the news. This just confirms the warnings by the Malibu residents who lost their homes in last year's fire that if the mayor doesn't speed up the re-building permits, minorities will come pouring into the neighborhood.

• A Minneapolis illegal criminal attacked an ICE agent with a shovel while resisting, so the ICE agent responded by shooting the attacker in the leg. How diplomatic. Shooting an ICE attacker in the leg seems to me like a perfectly reasonable way to meet the protesters halfway and defuse the tension.

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