Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The New York Post profiled a Canadian professor who claims It's a Wonderful Life is racist. He said it's because the music in the wicked town if George Bailey had never been born was all jazz and jungle boogie-woogie. If the music makes It's a Wonderful Life Racist, I fear for the future of White Christmas.

• The NFL reports helmet safety improvement resulted in the fewest concussions ever recorded this year. When I was a kid, we rode our bicycles without helmets, and we turned out just fine. And do you know what else, when I was a kid, we rode our bicycles without helmets and we turned out just fine.

• The K.C. Chiefs decided to leave Missouri and cross into Kansas for a new stadium, angering Missouri's governor. Missouri is a southern state that was forced by Union troops to remain in the Union. Missouri is the only state that was on the winning side of the Civil War but was unhappy about it.

• The Oklahoma Hall of Fame set up computers in the lobby allowing visitors to read the stories of famous Oklahomans in politics, sports, and entertainment. The town of Poteau, Oklahoma, was nice enough to erect a sign in front of the house where I was born. The sign reads Ft. Smith—15 miles.

• Newsweek reports an alarming study which found 23% of Americans experience some form of mental illness throughout the year. So I guess the other 77% run around untreated. If Christ returned to Earth today to resume his ministry he would heal the sick by taking away their smart phones.

• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez assured reporters that she would stomp JD Vance in 2028.The DNC commissioned a poll last week which says in a hypothetical head-to-head presidential matchup in 2028, AOC leads J.D. Vance 51-49. And that's just in the eyeliner category.

• Rap star Nicky Minaj endorsed President Trump onstage with Erika Kirk at Turning Point's America Fest. Trump supports Israel, he just legalized marijuana and destroyed boats trying to bring impure cocaine into the U.S. The only thing Trump needs now to be popular in Hollywood is a boob job.

• The Department of Energy stalled construction on the giant wind farms now being built off the Eastern Seaboard, to help save the whales. It's caught Hollywood's imagination. For its next deep sea animated movie adventure, Disney's making a movie about a transgender whale called Maybe Dick.

• Fox News was cited by a group that monitors TV ads for any sign of climate change threats for running TV ads for private jet companies offering private flights to rich customers. It's always the rich. It so happens I own a private jet, but the rest of the Jacuzzi belongs to the apartment complex.

• The Daily Mail says the Titanic II, an exact replica of the ill-fated Titanic, is scheduled to sail from Southampton to New York in June of 2027. My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic would sink and cause 100s of deaths. They finally had enough of him and kicked him out of the movie theater.

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