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• The Wall Street Journal reported the strong economy and record high stock market could lead the Federal Reserve to reconsider cutting interest rates. Most interest rates are around 7% for a home loan. I beat the bank rates every day by offering 0% interest in news about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
• Barbie received eight Oscar nominations but a few omissions drew charges of gender inequality from feminists all this week. Margot Robbie who played Barbie was not nominated for an Oscar but Ryan Gosling who played Ken was nominated for an Oscar. This is actually the whole plot of Barbie.
• Hillary Clinton slammed the Motion Picture Academy for snubbing the female star and female director of Barbie for Oscar nominations. Here we go again. Hours after Hillary's rant, an Oscar statuette was found hanging by its neck in the Dolby Theater storage closet and police ruled it a suicide.
• The Department of Education reports illiteracy rates in the U.S. have been rising steadily since 1975 and that 130 million Americans now read below the 6th grade level. It's worse in Southern states. The illiteracy rate in South Carolina is so high that Nikki Haley can't read the writing on the wall.
• Nikki Haley returned to South Carolina after losing in the New Hampshire primary and in the Iowa caucuses while assuring her campaign rally that she just prevailed. Nikki Haley has the annoying habit of declaring victory every time she loses. The U.S. should send France a statue of Nikki Haley.
• Nikki Haley shook off Tuesday's loss and vowed to run in South Carolina where she hasn't faced the voters since she ordered the Confederate flag lowered at the state Capitol. She's heroic. Facing South Carolina voters now is her tribute to the Japanese pilots who flew their planes into U.S. battleships.
• Texas refused a Supreme Court order to allow the Border Patrol to remove razor wire blocking a migrant processing park. It doesn't stop there. Texas Rangers just laid out a razor wire barrier on their own side of the Red River to keep their five-star high school recruits from playing football for Oklahoma.
• The White House issued a statement Thursday strongly protesting defiance by the state of Texas and its refusal to take down its razor wire barriers as ordered by the Supreme Court. They're just delaying the inevitable. Migrants are reportedly very upset by the razor wire barrier but they'll get over it.
• The New York Post reports that CVS will close dozens of pharmacies located in Target stores due to all the flash mob lootings. In addition it was announced on Monday the CVS store on the Southside of Chicago will be shutting down at the end of February. The store is moving to a safer location in Gaza.
• Democratic sage James Carville ripped the media for normalizing Trump and compared Trump to Hitler's Air Force Marshal Hermann Goering. Look, Donald Trump never bombed London and he has three Jewish grandchildren so he can't be Hermann Goering. But try telling THAT to the Gestapo.
• CNN commentator Van Jones said that Biden doesn't inspire confidence and advised Democrats to keep him hidden in 2024 and let others campaign for him. It won't hide the comedy. Last week in Utah, Jill Biden spoke at a school named Hunter High, and next week she's going hiking at Joe Falls.
• The Weather Channel said El Nino will continue to batter the West Coast with rainstorms and snow due to warm ocean temperatures. The weather system occurs every nine years and is easy to spot. El Nino is the only migrant that sneaks over the border not wearing Nikes and carrying an iPhone.
• The Chicago Tribune reports a councilman in a wealthy suburb suggested that if Democrats are serious about being a sanctuary city, they allow immigrants from Mexico to move into their homes. It inspired me to publicly invite an immigrant to live in my home. But so far, no word from Salma Hayek.
• Coach Jim Harbaugh announced he's leaving Michigan to coach the Los Angeles Chargers in the NFL after winning the national football championship for the Wolverines several weeks ago. It was no surprise Harbaugh was heading for the Chargers. All the stolen signs pointed in that direction.
• Capitol Hill summoned Boeing to explain the shoddy construction lately plaguing their airliners including an emergency door that flew off at ten thousand feet. Passengers are now starting to count all the bolts on the exit doors. It explains why you can now carry on cordless electric screwdrivers.
• Donald Trump spoke to his voters and embraced his political supporters onstage after winning the New Hampshire primary Tuesday. MSNBC halted all coverage after the opening of Trump's speech and didn't let one word get through to America. MSNBC should be put in charge of the border.
• USA Today reports House probes revealed Hunter Biden was paid $1.5 million for his paintings from donors on top of $20 million he brought into the Biden family from foreign sources. It was a mistake when his parents named him Hunter. It's obvious by now they should have named him Gatherer.
• President Biden addressed a United Autoworkers Union gathering in Washington Tuesday. The president received the union's endorsement for the fall election. President Biden pounded the podium and promised he will beat Donald Reagan this December, and added you can take that to the Post Office.
• NASA's billion-dollar Juno probe began sending back spectacular pictures of Jupiter's volcanic moon after a journey of one and a half billion miles. In addition to the planet's moon photos Juno began sending back photos of the giant red spot on the face of Jupiter. It looks like India got there first.
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