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• ABC's Women of the View turned their fury on the Iowa GOP Caucus results Tuesday, taking turns demonizing Iowa voters for giving Donald Trump a landslide victory. They're like this every day. It's a sign of our times that the three angriest women in America are named Whoopi, Sunny and Joy.
• Politico noted that MSNBC's Rachel Maddow refused to air Donald Trump's victory speech in Iowa. CNN's Jake Tapper refused to air it on CNN, saying his speech would be anti-immigrant. Last night I told Alexa to turn on CNN I want to hear the news and Alexa said I have to pick one or the other.
• President Biden upped the tensions in the Middle East by ordering U.S. attacks on Houthi rocket launchers in Yemen last week. It's a little unnerving to have an 81-year-old man with diminished capacity walking around the war room with his finger on the button, and by button I mean his Life Alert.
• Variety says the Emmy Awards drew an all-time low rating of four million viewers. Hollywood is furious that their Emmy speeches got killed in the TV ratings by Tampa Bay's win in the Monday Night Football playoff game. Democrats just declared that Baker Mayfield is a threat to our Democracy.
• Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg disclosed his family is very happy living in Las Vegas after they moved out of California. The progressive culture is now attacking tackle football. If lawmakers in Sacramento prevail, California grade school boys can't play ball, but they can cut them off.
• California lawmakers were set to vote on a bill to ban tackle football for kids under the age of twelve. Democrats fear that tackle football from the age of five to twelve can cause brain damage in some kids. In related news, Gary Busey is offering motorcycle driving lessons for 6th graders.
• The GOP candidates pulled up stakes in Iowa and headed immediately for New Hampshire on Tuesday. The state is nothing if not a little quirky. New Hampshire is the state where hundreds of prison inmates sit at the stamping press all day hammering out license plates that read Live Free or Die.
• Donald Trump took command of the GOP contest with a landslide victory in the Iowa caucuses on Monday. At the very least, it thinned out the herd. Arkansas former governor Asa Hutchinson dropped out of the race after he finished with .6 % of the vote, tied with the alcoholic content of O'Doul's.
• Donald Trump carried fifty-five percent of the Christian evangelical vote in Iowa Monday and Democratic pollsters point out it's a different story in New Hampshire. They say it's a state where one-third of the voters describe themselves as non-affiliated with religion. That's a lot of Episcopalians.
• The Beverly Hills Hotel unveiled its own brand of gourmet cookies at a press conference in the Polo Lounge Monday which will feature the Beverly Hills Hotel's famed logo on each package of cookies. Each package of cookies will sell for one hundred and twenty dollars. Girl Scout sold separately.
• Donald Trump attended the penalty hearing in New York of the lawsuit he lost to E. Jean Carroll, who says he sexually assaulted her in 1996 in a Bergdorf Goodman fitting room. He denies her charge. The award total depends on which one the jury believes, an old bleached blonde with flabby boobs, or E. Jean Carroll?
• The White House staff was evacuated last weekend when pro-Palestinian protestors shook the security fences. They get more attention back East. Over the weekend, pro-Palestinian protestors blocked all the lanes on the Hollywood Freeway again, and no one noticed any difference in the traffic.
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