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• Hunter Biden continued his public relations counter-offensive Friday as his L.A. attorney and benefactor announced that Hunter will star in a documentary about his life. Old habits die hard. I'm just afraid that every time that the director shouts cut, Hunter will sprinkle baby powder on the blow.
• The Emmy Awards will be telecast live on Fox from Hollywood's Peacock Theater on Monday and hosted by Anthony Anderson. Don't miss it. The Emmy Awards gives TV viewers the chance to see the most number of Hollywood celebrities without having to attend a Democratic Party fundraiser.
• The Chicago Tribune reported that three hundred thousand people have moved out of the city of Chicago during the last five years. One of my old L.A. stand-up comedy mentors, the great Tom Dreesen, is from Chicago and he told me the other day that he was homesick for Chicago. So I shot him.
• Senator Ted Cruz warned that terrorists are driving right past the Border Patrol through the international border checkpoints into the U.S.. The terrorists are harder to spot because they're much better dressed than they used to be. ISIS is now buying their suicide vests from the designer Hugo Bang.
• The White House conceded President Biden was not informed of Secretary of Defense Austin's hospitalization. For days, the president was unaware of what was going on with the Secretary of Defense. I'd have been more surprised if he'd been aware of what was going on with the Secretary of Defense.
• South Africa's famed Olympic athlete Oscar Pistoroius, famous as the legless Blade Runner, was released from prison in Pretoria last week. Oscar murdered his girlfriend at home. He once said he wanted to be regarded like any other athlete but no one knew that the athlete he meant was O.J. Simpson.
• The U.S. and Britain countered Houti attacks on Red Sea shipping Thursday, launching air and missile attacks on rebel bases in Yemen. Iran quickly seized a U.S. oil tanker, an act of war. I can't believe we don't have world peace after we changed the name on all the pancake boxes and syrup bottles.
• Democratic Senator John Fetterman infuriated progressives Tuesday, slamming South Africa for citing Israel. He called Hamas cowards and added that Harvard was always a little bit pinko. Democrats are terrified it's a side effect of the Covid vaccine and could be spreading across the country.
• Hunter Biden arrived in federal court in L.A. Thursday to face charges of filing false tax returns and failure to file. The indictment charges that Hunter enjoyed an extravagant lifestyle involving cocaine, sex clubs, luxury cars and beach houses. In Los Angeles, this list is known as the Bill of Rights.
• Alaskan Airlines survived a scare when an emergency door snapped off at 10,000 feet, opening a gaping hole in the passenger cabin. The airline has reacted as you might expect. Instead of canceling flights Alaska Airlines is offering passengers willing to sit in the emergency aisle Express De-Boarding.
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