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• The William Penn statue in Philadelphia was spared by the intercession of the state's governor Monday from progressives who said it insults Indians. It never ends. Next the progressives want to remove the Rocky Balboa statue in Philadelphia because Rocky beat up two black guys and a communist.
• President Biden waved the bloody shirt of January 6th in his Friday speech but he was fighting against time. As for January 6th being a campaign issue, Saturday was the cut-off point. It states on the label that if your insurrection lasts longer than three years, you should consult your psychiatrist.
• The Golden Globe Awards were held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel banquet room in Beverly Hills Sunday on CBS. Celebrities were there representing a variety of entertainment platforms. Dylan Mulvaney was at the Golden Globes, as was the former president of Bud Light, who was bussing tables.
• New Orleans officials advised Mardi Gras fans to book hotel rooms now ahead of the February 13th parade in the French Quarter. On this day in 1815, the Battle of New Orleans was fought. The actual fighting took place in neighboring Chalmette, Louisiana, where it was cheaper to rent a battlefield.
• Harvard former president Claudine Gay ripped her firing for plagiarism of scholarly works and labeled it racist. However if you have faith that if one door closes, another one opens, you generally wind up with the right career. This morning Claudine Gay stepped into her new job as the CEO of Xerox.
• Disney hired Pakistani militant feminist Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy to direct the next Star Wars film. She declared she loves to make male moviegoers uncomfortable because men need to change the way we think. Next day Disney stock dropped like Bill Clinton's pants on the Epstein Island runway.
• New York magazine reported the released Epstein documents revealed the former friendship between Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump in the 80s. The documents said Epstein loved to stop into Trump's casino in Atlantic City. The blackjack dealers loved to take Epstein's money because he always hit on 17.
• The Supreme Court agreed to take up Trump's appeal of the Colorado Supreme Court voting to take his name off the ballot in 2024. The high court in Denver doesn't pretend to be even-handed. The Colorado Supreme Court just voted to remove Bill Clinton's name from the Jeffrey Epstein client list.
• The New York Post listed the names of all the Jeffrey Epstein associates released Friday. The astral-physicist Stephen Hawkings was on the list in connection with an orgy of underage girls. Say what you like about Jeffrey Epstein but you have to admit Pedophile Island was handicapped accessible.
• An Air Alaska door plug blew off the plane at 20,000 feet over the Pacific on Friday. Back in the early '80s during my first flight overseas, the stewardess announced in case of an emergency landing on water, to place our heads between our legs. I thought, if I could do that, I wouldn't be going to Thailand.
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