Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Wall Street Journal analysts said Sunday Joe Biden's economic team is counting on wages to rise faster than inflation in order to keep the U.S. economy from falling into a recession in 2023. So far, I'm blessed to be having a good year financially. Just two more payments and those dozen eggs are mine.

• GOP Congressman George Santos was asked by fellow Republicans to step down for lying about his education, his job history and even his religion. It was discovered Thursday that Santos used to perform as a drag queen in Brazil. Now there are calls for him to re-run for Congress as a Democrat.

• President Biden laid out a border plan Thursday for illegals to use an app to obtain a two-year work permit. It's important they learn English as soon as possible. Last week, two illegal men from Guatemala showed up in Los Angeles Court for their deportation hearing, and the judge married them.

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• House Republicans vowed to investigate social media to see if it was weaponized to promote left-wing ideology. There are remedies for this. The best thing about Facebook is that if somebody gets on your nerves, you can make them cease to exist in your world --- and you don't even have to hide a body.

• The World Economic Forum is in Davos where billionaires plot the planet's future. In opening remarks, the WEF founder declared in a heavy German accent that we must master the future. Next came a report from the 2023 World Planning Commission, comprised of Goldfinger, Blofeld and Dr. No.

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