Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Prince Harry it turns out didn't actually kill 25 Taliban himself as he claimed in his book. Harry captured the 25 terrorists and then held them prisoner personally. He then spent hours whining and complaining about how life has treated him, and the Taliban grabbed his gun and killed themselves.

• The Biden Administration ignited a firestorm Tuesday when its Consumer Products Safety chief announced a ban on the future sale of all gas-powered stoves. It overlooked political realities. For this White House and the last one I think the best method for cooking is by burning classified documents.

• The Justice Department said it is reviewing classified material Biden took with him to his policy center ten years ago when he left the vice presidency. Biden could now face the same legal jeopardy Trump does for removing classified material. Like they say in Washington, payback is a Hillary Clinton.

• Mexico's security for President Biden was a worry Monday due to the civil war with the Sineola cartel. Before Joe's arrival, it took three thousand six hundred Mexican security forces all day long to detain and arrest one cocaine dealer. It shows the problems you face when you pay people by the hour.

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• Fox News reports Ukrainian army units are in Oklahoma learning how to operate Patriot missiles to shoot down Russian drones. Interestingly, during World War II the University of Oklahoma housed German prisoners in campus dorms. The Germans made great linebackers and how they LOVED to blitz.

• Sir Richard Branson tried to make British history with its first space launch into orbit on Monday but it failed and it fell onto the water. In retaliation North Korea fired two missiles into the ocean. Illegal immigrants in Britain gave a huge sigh of relief knowing the Tories can't send them to the moon.

• GOP House Member and serial liar George Santos pretended to be a McCarthy aide to raise campaign money over the phone. Imagine the Speaker's exasperation. Santos is proof to the GOP leadership that the world is NOT full of idiots, but they are strategically placed so that you run across one every day.

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