Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The Justice Department discovered secret papers in the Joe Biden Center with much less fanfare than the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago to find the same stuff. We all have double standards. Here in L.A. at the Kingdom Hall of J ehovah's Witnesses there is a sign on the front lawn which reads No Soliciting.

• Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin inspired his team over Zoom saying he's recovering after his heart stopped on the field Monday. Social media was all over it. It's disgusting to see people blaming unexpected heart stoppages on the Covid vaccine when it's easily explained by climate change or racism.

• President Biden arrived in Mexico for a summit hoping to advance U.S. business interests in North America. The very same day, Taco Bell opened its first restaurant in Mexico City. The last thing they need down there are highway billboards telling everybody else to Make a Run for the Border.

• The University of Georgia destroyed TCU to win the college football championship title in SoFi Stadium in L.A. College football has been thrown into chaos by player mobility and NIL money. All I can say is, congratulations to Georgia and the brilliant job done by their coach, George Santos.

• Congressman George Santos was sworn in Saturday despite being outed for lying on his campaign bio about his past work, his family, his education, even his religion. The media needs to ease up on Santos for his compulsive lying. This guy just lost both his parents, Pope Benedict and Barbara Walters.

• Trailblazing TV journalist Barbara Walters died at 93 in New York last week. She started her career on NBC's Today Show in 1960 but seventeen years later jumped to ABC for the rest of her career. In 1997 Barbara Walters created The View, but hopefully she'll be remembered for the good things she did.

• Prince Harry claimed he killed twenty-five Taliban in Afghanistan. The Taliban reacted in fury Monday. King Charles said he hopes the Taliban doesn't retaliate against Harry at his next public appearance at the Golden Globe awards at the Beverly Hilton on Wilshire Tuesday at 5:00 p.m. Pacific.

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• GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy endured an epically tough time trying to get elected Speaker on the floor of the House all last week. He lost thirteen straight ballots until he finally won one. The good news is, at the rate Kevin McCarthy is losing he's going to get the first pick in the NFL Draft next year.

• Kevin McCarthy of Bakersfield was elected House Speaker on the fifteenth ballot on Friday. His district is nothing if not a little salty. If you go to the nicest restaurant in Bakersfield and ask the head waiter for a table with a view, he sets you up in front of the women's room and leaves the door open.

• The Pentagon changed the names of bases named for Confederate heroes that had been named in 1918 in order to try to recruit Southerners to fight in World War One. They landed in Europe in April and the Germans surrendered in November. Proves again, if you want gratitude in this world, get a dog.

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