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Jewish World Review April 26, 2004 / 5 Iyar, 5764
George Will
This 11-year-old can teach others a lot about life
He is 79 pounds of shortstop and relief pitcher a closer, no less, which is a high-stress vocation. Stress often triggers Tourette's symptoms. Hitting a thrown ball with a round bat is hard enough, and so is throwing the ball over a 17-inch-wide plate with the game on the line. Hard enough, even if you do not have an inherited neurological disorder that causes recurrent physical and phonic tics. The physical tics can include involuntary muscle spasms blinking, clapping, hopping and the more or less violent twitching of shoulders and flailing of limbs. The vocalizations are usually grunts, hisses, barks and other meaningless sounds. Rarely, and not in Andrew's case, there is the compulsive utterance of obscenities. At the benighted school he attended last year, teachers could not would not understand that he did not have a mischievous penchant for bad behavior. They frequently banished him from the classroom to sit in the hall. When he was younger, his parents had to hold his thrashing head so he could eat. Playing soccer, he sometimes bruised his behind by kicking himself with backward leg spasms. This year, he says, Marill Myers, his math and homeroom teacher, "asks me if it's a tic." She gives him a jump rope to use to subdue unmanageable energy. Or pauses to briefly rub his back. Not complicated, really. He was 5, standing on a swimming-pool diving board, when his mother first saw him jerking his head and shrugging his shoulders oddly. He is bright as a new dime at 10 months he had a 50-word vocabulary but his gross and fine motor problems became so bad that in fourth grade hip spasms would throw him out of his desk chair. A visiting columnist is Andrew's excuse for taking a break from the work part of a sixth-grader's day in Coppell Middle School West (math, English the school stuff) and savoring anticipation of the good parts, such as lunch, baseball and lacrosse practice. He is dressed conservatively, even formally, as his age cohort understands such matters: red T-shirt almost to his knees, blue shorts that aren't short they reach below his knees, toward his white sneakers.
Nowadays, he says, "I sometimes hold the tics in when I'm batting." Extreme concentration also helps Mike Johnston, a Pittsburgh Pirates rookie reliever, contain his Tourette's symptoms: "I'll sometimes stare at something until my eyes water." Johnston, who was awakened in a Chicago hotel on an off-day by the thoughtless columnist, chats on the phone with Andrew, who is asking important questions, such as: "Have you ever pitched to A-Rod?" Johnston gets important information from Andrew: cap and jersey sizes. Pirates gear is on the way. Last year, Andrew came close to exhaustion from dread of teachers' incomprehension and from some children's cruelty. This year, Andrew's teachers and classmates are better informed. What causes his odd behavior may have caused similar behavior by some high-achievers probably Samuel Johnson, perhaps Mozart. Even more impressive, Jim Eisenreich, formerly an outfielder with the Twins, Royals, Phillies, Marlins and Dodgers, has Tourette's syndrome, as does Tim Howard, current goalie for the Manchester United soccer club, the world's most famous sports team. The mind-body dichotomy is a perennial puzzlement for philosophers. Most people say, "I have a body." Perhaps we should say, "I am a body." People who say the latter mean that the mind, the soul whatever we call the basis of individual identity is a "ghost in the machine," a mysterious emanation of our physicality. They may be right. But were Andrew given to paddling around in deep philosophic water if he were, he would not be your basic boy he might reply: "No way. Wisdom is encoded in our common language. We all have, to some extent, a complex, sometimes adversarial, relationship with our physical selves. And I more than most people know that it is correct to say 'I have a body.' There is my body, and then there is me, trying to make it behave." Let the philosophers contend about the mind-body distinction. If you think Andrew has it wrong, spend a day in his sneakers.
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