Jewish World Review August 14, 2000/13 Menachem-Av, 5760
The Creator returns to the public square
BARRY GOLDWATER told the story about the time his brother played golf with Bob Hope during the
1964 presidential campaign. Since it was well-known that the presidential candidate was
half-Jewish, it became known that his brother was, too.
When Bob Hope and Barry's brother Bob signed up to play golf on a course on the Hudson River,
the pro, on seeing the Goldwater signature, told him he couldn't play because the club didn't allow
Jews. "Well,'' answered the brother Bob, "can I play nine holes? I'm only half Jewish.''
There's nothing half-Jewish about Joe Lieberman, but there sure is something half-conservative
about him. There are lots of Democrats, including lots of Jewish liberals, who would rather not have
him play on their turf, only they're not saying so.
Among those who are quiet as mice are the Hollywood glitterati who don't like Joe Lieberman's
denunciation of pornography, violence in films and obscene, women-hating lyrics. These same
people were not happy that Lieberman joined Bill Bennett in offering the "Silver Sewer Awards''
for raunchy television shows. They don't like his support for the v-chip, either.
But like the Republicans who didn't agree with everything they saw and heard in Philadelphia, the
disgruntlers in Los Angeles are likely to keep their mouths shut. They still prefer Gore-Lieberman to
Many of these Hollywood types didn't like Joe Lieberman's scolding of Bill Clinton's sexual
behavior, when he disdained the euphemistic word, "inappropriate,'' and called it what it was,
"immoral.'' They thought his speech to be the stuff of puffery and prudery. They're not going to talk
out loud about that, either. Some of them will be having fun at the Democratic fundraiser for
Hispanics, hanging out with Hef at the Playboy mansion.
Joe Lieberman spoke out so eloquently against affirmative action that he got an angry letter from the
Jesse Jackson, but Jackson, who once dissed Jews as "Hymies,'' offered nothing but kudos for
Lieberman's nomination, saying it expanded the nature of freedom in America. What you're hearing
from the campaign today is how Joe Lieberman cast votes in favor of racial preferences, or quotas,
as some people call them. As my daddy always said: Where you stand depends on where you're
Among the most important disagreements that Joe Lieberman has with Al Gore is over education
vouchers for private -- and therefore some parochial -- schools. Al Gore, beholden to the teacher
unions, hates the sound of vouchers. Hence it is likely that Lieberman will have to change his opinion
on vouchers, too. Lieberman concedes that he will follow Al Gore's leadership on policy issues.
"When President Gore decides, Vice President Lieberman will support him entirely,'' he says. Such
is the fate of vice-presidential running mates, no matter of what religion or moral conviction.
Joe Lieberman has also supported parental notification when a child chooses an abortion, which
doesn't endear him to the pro-choice absolutists. He also likes partial privatization of Social
Security, an idea that gives the vice president heartburn.
Lieberman is probably most at odds with the vice president's assessment of Bill Clinton. Gore calls
him one of "the greatest presidents of the United States,'' and so far the senator hasn't. Lieberman
was, in fact, chosen by Al Gore because of his scathing criticism of the president's behavior. But
from now on you're going to hear both men accent only the positive about President Clinton.
So the half-conservative side of Joe Lieberman will be absorbed by his liberal half in this election.
What Al Gore can't absorb is the senator's moral stature.
When George W. testified that the Christian Messiah had changed his heart -- and his behavior -- he was the
prodigal son who returned home chastened by repentance for his dissolute ways. Al Gore, in
choosing Joe Lieberman, took biblical prophet into his tent, a Jeremiah who pointed out
the immorality of the president, implicitly chastising those Democrats who remained silent in their
Religious conservatives who always wanted G-d restored to the public square can't believe that it
took a religious Jew to deliver the message from the Book of Chronicles: "To give thanks to G-d
and declare His name and make His acts known to the
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©1999, Suzanne Fields. Distributed by Los Angeles Times Syndicate