Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Hollywood director Rob Reiner, son of the legendary Carl Reiner, who rocketed to fame as the sitcom foil to Archie Bunker, was murdered with his wife in their Brentwood home Sunday. Their son Nick was charged with killing his parents. You can't make it up, the murders were All in the Family.

• Rob Reiner's son Nick Reiner was arrested by Los Angeles Police Sunday night and charged in the murder of his father and mother. Nick Reiner's lawyer is asking the court to go easy on him because he's an orphan. Nick is asking for house arrest, pointing out that his parents' room is available.

• President Trump said Monday U.S. troops are in Syria to help secure a regional peace leading up to expanding the Abraham Accords. He's firing on all cylinders this week. Right now, the stupidest man on Earth would be an ISIS fighter trying to smuggle cocaine into the U.S. on a Caribbean oil tanker.

• Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced Monday that Navy missile strikes destroyed three more suspected cocaine boats coming up to Southern California from Colombia. L.A. must be running dry. Andy Dick went to Best Buy looking to score after he heard that T-Mobile is selling 2 lines for $30.

• President Trump awarded 13 U.S. soldiers the Mexico Border Defense medal, created in 1918 to give to soldiers who invaded Mexico to try to nab Pancho Villa. Some things never change. The difference between KFC and Taco Bell is KFC doesn't have federal agents surrounding all its buildings right now.

• The FBI arrested five Turtle Island terrorists planning to set off five bombs around Los Angeles. on New Year's Eve. It's an anarchist, anti-Western terrorist group that calls itself violently anti-Colonizer. I guess I should be glad they were apprehended considering that I colonized this country.

• Fox News hosted rabbis who ripped Australia for a lax policy on Muslim immigration. They said it facilitates anti-Semitic attacks. I was once turned away by Australian immigration when they asked me on arrival if I had a criminal record and I said is that still a requirement for entry to Australia.

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