Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Adobe Analytics reported that Americans spent a record-high $14 billion shopping on Cyber Monday. Yesterday finally finished the Thanksgiving shopping weekend in America. Black Friday, Retail Saturday, and Cyber Monday were all in the books and everybody got ready for Burglary Tuesday.

• The Weather Channel says a winter storm off the Great Lakes dumped a blizzard on Chicago yielding icy roads and runways. This time of year the weather forces the Bears to rely on the running game. Chicago produced a Pope before they could produce a quarterback who can throw for 4,000 yards.

• House Oversight Committee James Comer declared Bill and Hillary Clinton must testify this month regarding their relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. It seems like the Clintons are always having to deal with another Epstein rumor. Last week their Thanksgiving turkey wasn't killed, it committed suicide.

• Homeland Security's Kristi Noem called for a ban on people from the 3rd World she says are flooding the U.S. with immigrants. Kristi declared she wants to get rid of all the killers, leeches and entitlement junkies. It sounds like ICE's next raid could be the William Morris Agency in Beverly Hills.

• The White House enacted strict new vetting rules for Afghan immigrants Monday. Some have tried to assimilate. On the day of the mass U.S. airlift exit from Afghanistan in 2021, many Afghans converted to Scientology hoping that it would allow them to hang on to an airliner wing like Tom Cruise.

• The Treasury Department launched a probe of Minnesota Somalis who siphoned off $1 billion in Covid money. They sent it a terror gang in Somalia. In the 2024 Olympics sailing, Australia took the gold, Britain took the silver and Somalia took the middle-aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise.

• Governor Tim Walz said it's racist to single out Somali immigrants for their $1 billion Covid scam. I've stopped apologizing for British imperialism that founded America in lieu of its benefits. You could dump 10,000 Anglo-Saxons on Antarctica, and in 100 years people would seek asylum there.

• Trump pardoned Honduras's ex-President Hernandez convicted by the Biden DOJ for smuggling coke into the U.S. The point is, if you don't cut it with deadly Fentanyl, you're cool. Back in the 70s we never had to risk doing cocaine laced with Fentanyl, if we had we'd have developed a resistance to it.

• President Trump aboard Air Force One Sunday did not deny he'd spoken on the phone with Nicholas Maduro, ordering him to step down. There's every indication Trump gave Maduro a final ultimatum. I don't want to say that it looks like war is imminent, but Jane Fonda just flew to Venezuela.

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