Jewish World Review Dec. 30, 2003 / 5 Teves, 5764
important news ....
Keyshawn Johnson was hired by Fox Sports as an NFL analyst
after the receiver was dumped by Tampa Bay for his selfish
attitude. Keep an eye on this guy. He knows nothing and thinks he
knows everything, and that points to a career in politics.
El Nino rains hit Los Angeles Thursday, causing havoc on
freeways and surface roads. Pile-ups and spin-outs were
everywhere. Scientists are beginning to suspect that mixing cattle
feed into the gasoline is causing an outbreak of Mad Car Disease.
Howard Dean was attacked Sunday by Joe Lieberman and Dick
Gephardt and John Kerry. It's really not in their interests to
keep picking on a fellow Democrat like this. Two more weeks of
these pot shots and Howard Dean will have a war record.
King Abdullah of Jordan Thursday asked Saddam Hussein's two
daughters to stay out of politics. They are an ominous presence.
No one wants to say these women could cause a lot of trouble, but
Uday and Qusay's childhood nicknames were The Little Angels.
Osama bin Laden released another audio tape aimed at
frightening Americans on Thursday. He's only helping the
Republicans. Every time Osama bin Laden calls for the killing of
the unfaithful he makes Hillary Clinton look weak and indecisive.
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King made $50 million last weekend at the box office. It has grossed $220 million in twelve days. That's the most money you can make in two weeks without a smoker's cough and a Florida jury.
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