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• The Weather Channel reports a major winter storm hitting the Northeast this week. This disrupts a lot of holiday plans. If you live in New York or New Jersey or Connecticut, and the snowstorm prevents family members from coming to your home on Thanksgiving, your prayers have been answered.

• Fox Business News reports Americans will spend 19% more on Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow than last year. Today is a huge shopping day at the grocery stores. For last-minute shoppers with a million errands to run today, WalMart is giving out free turkeys to anybody who can outrun security.

• Best Buy announced it was hiring armed guards to protect the stores from shoplifters and looters during the holidays. The goods end up on eBay or the black market. Last week my neighbor bought a flat screen off a homeless guy for $75 but when he got home and turned it on, it was the menu at KFC.

• An L.A. court heard appeals by Eric and Lyle Menendez Monday to be let out of prison for killing their mother and father in Beverly Hills in 1989 following years of parental abuse. Kim Kardashian was in court in support of them. You know it's bad when the girl with two moms understands killing one.

• The Sacramento Bee reported a surprising survey Tuesday revealing that California now ranks second in the nation in the number of people moving into a state. It makes sense when you think about it. Where else can a guy get high, live rent-free in a tent, and wear an evening gown year-round?

• Senate Democrats warned that Bobby Kennedy faces a rough confirmation hearing as Secretary of HHS. It raised eyebrows when he disclosed he collects wild game road kill and keeps it stored in his kitchen freezer. In fairness to Bobby you never know when the Clampetts are going to drop by for dinner.

• Bobby Kennedy vowed to wage a campaign to warn of the dangers of artificial food coloring and high fructose corn syrup and processed sugar. He proclaimed the benefits of natural beef, natural fruits and natural vegetables. Bobby is hell bent on becoming the first Kennedy to die of natural causes.

• The Washington Post reports the progressive resistance is faltering to Donald Trump being back in the White House again. I find it hard to believe that Progressives are sincere in giving Trump a honeymoon period in office. Hitler's last honeymoon lasted 20 minutes before he put a gun in his mouth.

• The Border Patrol predicted waves of illegal immigrants trying to cross the border before Trump becomes president. They've tried using pepper spray to stop them but it backfired. Trying to stop people at the Mexican border with pepper spray is like trying to stop Germans by throwing beer at them.

• The New York Post reports NFL stars Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce and NBA stars have had their homes burglarized this month. Burglars struck during their games while everybody was watching them on TV. If there's one bright side, the Dallas Cowboys know they'll be safe once the playoffs start.

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