Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Georgetown canceled classes after Tuesday's election and offered students grief counseling and gave them crayons and Lego's in safe-space rooms. Times have really changed. Back when I went to OU, the only time we had campus grief counseling was if we lost to Texas or the stores ran out of Coors.

• Daily Variety reports Hollywood stars and comedians are being watched closely to see if they will honor their vow to leave the U.S. if Trump got elected. Barbra Streisand is moving to England, Cher wants to move to Australia, while George Lopez is going to Mexico, although not by his own choice.

• ABC Late Night host comedian Jimmy Kimmel delivered his opening monologue on Wednesday night and broke down crying as he listed all the ethnic groups he claims to have been injured by all the ignorant Americans who elected Trump. It was hard to believe. Jimmy Kimmel was finally funny.

• President Biden invited Donald Trump to the White House Wednesday for a cordial transition planning meeting. Nevertheless, the two-year-long lawfare against the President-elect continues. The Justice Department is now rumored to be preparing charges against Trump for beating two women.

• The Washington Examiner reported Sunday that 2024 campaign expenditure documents show that Kamala Harris's campaign paid Oprah Winfrey $1 million to endorse Kamala for president. I never thought Oprah would need the money. It only makes sense if you've seen the price of butter lately.

• The Department of Justice launched a dragnet for an Iranian assassin whom documents reveal is in the United States and has been paid to try to kill Donald Trump. This guy is not that difficult for the FBI to profile. Professional assassins are always late to parties because surprise is part of the job.

• The San Diego Union-Tribune reports that Mexican drug cartels are expanding into legitimate businesses to facilitate smuggling. I see one racket daily. In 2019 Mexico legalized user amounts of cocaine and today grocery stores in West Hollywood sell out of Mexican Coca-Cola's the moment they hit the shelves.

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