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• Mike Tyson will fight Jake Paul at Cowboys Stadium in Dallas on Netflix Friday. The best fight will occur at millions of Thanksgiving tables this year. That's when the Trump voters and the Kamala voters sit down at the family dinner table together within reach of the wine and the electric carving knife.

• Fox News aired video from CNN and MSNBC Tuesday in which prominent Democrats blasted the Kamala Harris campaign for failing to appeal to the interests of the average everyday American people. Let's be clear, yachts require a very special grade of fuel. I could barely afford life under Biden.

• Donald Trump arrived at the White House Wednesday to meet President Biden with the world watching. Trump's security was tight due to all the assassination attempts. Trump brought along his Homeland Security nominee South Dakota Governor Kristy Noem to protect himself from Biden's dogs.

• President Biden greeted Donald Trump at the White House Wednesday and they were scheduled to meet in the Oval Office and discuss the transition. The current president is still performing his official duties. Joe went to Arlington Cemetery on Monday but he had to show a photo ID to get out.

• Veterans Day was observed in a ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery in Virginia. The land and mansion were seized by Lincoln's government from the estate of Confederate General Robert E. Lee in 1862 when he couldn't cross Union lines to pay his $90 property tax. It's why I rent to this day.

• Kamala Harris and Jill Biden looked angry as hell at each other on front row of the Veterans Day ceremony. Video showed they refused to look at each other and refused to talk to each other during the entire ceremony. President Trump saw the video and asked them if they could jointly run ICE.

• James Carville ripped Kamala for not heeding Bill Clinton's advice and opposing transgenders in women's sports because they're better athletes. Transgenders in women's sports is redeeming on one level. Now women know how white guys felt like when black guys were allowed to play pro sports.

• Donald Trump named South Dakota Governor Kristy Noem to head Homeland Security. She'd be in charge of Customs and Immigration, Border Patrol, the Secret Service, FBI and CIA. And you wondered a year ago how it would benefit her career when she wrote that she once executed her dog.

• President Trump nominated Mike Huckabee to be Ambassador to Israel Tuesday. The Arkansas former governor is also an ordained Southern Baptist church minister. If nothing else, nominating a Baptist preacher is a signal to Israel that they will be receiving our Hellfire missiles one way or the other.

• Border Czar-designate Tom Homan vowed Monday he will protect the border and deport illegal migrants. There's now a rush to the border since Trump was elected. This morning a huge caravan of celebrities was spotted walking down La Cienega Boulevard toward Los Angeles International Airport.California voters clamped down on flash mobs by making shoplifting a felony. Hollywood police arrested a flash mob Friday night a half-hour after they looted a 7-Eleven. They would've gotten away with it but the police were waiting for them when they came back for the free refill on their Big Gulps.

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